Arrogant Guinea Pig

Gervi Guinea Pig's arrogance preceded him into every room.
He thought he was the utmost most of every meeting Zoom.
He was arrogant and pompous, thought he was too handsome to die
I rolled my eyes, as his nose walked by, always enormously high

Some tried to get me to say what I thought of this guinea pig.
But I did not think it was any of their business, especially Walter Mig.
Walter wanted me to incriminate myself, but I closed my mouth instead.
Confidentially, I thought Gervi Guinea Pig had a gigantic head.
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Dietrich Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 4:29 PM
I love your silly poems like this one. Loved the line about the nose too high!
Krutsinger Avatar
January 9, 2021 at 8:47 AM
Thank you Andrea. I love it when I get into the silly rhyming poem mood.
Watt Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 1:53 PM
It is usually best to keep thoughts like these to ourselves. Fun write, Caren. Belated Happy new year to you ~ John
Krutsinger Avatar
January 9, 2021 at 8:47 AM
I am one who had to learn this over and over the hard way, John, luckily I finally got it right. Keep my mouth SHUT.
La France Avatar
January 8, 2021 at 9:51 AM
Caren, a fun write, enjoyed very much _Constance
Krutsinger Avatar
January 9, 2021 at 8:47 AM
Thank you Constance. It was fun to write.
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