Guff Macduff
An opera singer name Guff Macduff
When he sings he tries to stuff
All his tunes at one time
While drinking his red wine
Guff Macduff acted like a cream puff
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Categories:
guff, fun,
Form: Limerick
Enough of His Guff
Boss had had enough
of the new employee's guff
~ gave him a time-out
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Categories:
guff, courage, humorous, work,
Form: Senryu
She Takes No Guff
She breathes honesty into the bedroom
Dispelling liars and troublemakers
Flinging lechers into the fires of hell
She takes no guff
Sure at first some thought she would go easy
Targeting her at the bar
Sidling up, expecting her to fold
Someone to take home and fondle, possibly molest
She disarms them with her light green eyes
Her lilting laugh, her pretense at being
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Categories:
guff, abuse, woman, women,
Form: Free verse
Griffs Guff
There once was a man named Griff Gruffen.
Who lived for his daily bran muffin.
When the bran ran out.
He started to pout.
Now poor Griff starts his day with nothin'.
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Categories:
guff, fun,
Form: Limerick
Maybe the Guff Was Empty, Cancer Full Moon Eclipse
Maybe the guff was empty—Cancer full moon eclipse
Left field call on the black wall phone
faint cry from the distant end
spoke with throat lump of capital
disaster and a troddened womans most
everydom—lost before found—somehow Jan
knew and put forth a celestial no comment with
I-hope-I-am-wrong-love gesture for the
love torn bull awaiting a cancerfold friend
offspring no spring-perhaps next spring.
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Categories:
guff, baby, dark, death, grief,
Form: Free verse