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Grunt Poems - Poems about Grunt


Something Fishy
No wish to carp or cock a snook I won't leave you in the lurch but oh my cod take a look what a plaice to perch as just for the halibut putting seahorses out to paddock is enough to give one a severe bad haddock so no red herring I don't flounder around take a peeled eel flake of baked hake plus pinch of...

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Categories: grunt, fish, humorous, silly, word
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Grunt
Grunt I Just Liked The Way It Sounded. Once... -Gray Squirrel 05-22-2025...

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Categories: grunt, life,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member A Grunt and a Push
There once was a young man from Peru Who ate a cactus plant he couldn't chew--- With a grunt and a push It came out his tush--- In the ER, instead of the loo....

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Categories: grunt, humorous, silly,
Form: Limerick
Grunt and Grown
The aging process is unstoppable As we watch our youth slide by Our heads try to tell us we’re younger But, our bodies feel the lie So it’s off to the gym to experience Some sweat, grunt, and grown Hopefully with a bit of effort I can get to look like ‘Stallone’ New trainers and vest are needed To replace my dated attire...

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Categories: grunt, appreciation, health, humorous, motivation,
Form: Rhyme
Disgruntled Grunt
He comes to work in no such haste, And wishes he’s some other place; “Oh, I believe, ” he always say, “I’m overworked and underpaid! ” Yet for every day that Heaven made, Still he shows up just the same. After all, he needs the pay; The wife must eat, anyway. Much full of regret and reproach, He...

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Categories: grunt, on work and working,
Form: Light Verse




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