Gripper Poems - Poems about Gripper

... Is it nature or nurture This Larry wants to know As a genetic researcher His life has taken a blow Could he be related To the beast of Whitechapel Is his life ill-fated Something which he ......

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...You’ve heard of Brady and Hindley And I'm sure Poll Pot too You've heard of Fred and Rose West and the evil that they do Jack the Ripper had a son Did he follow in his steps? Find out about t......

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...Through the streets of Whitechapel A monster roamed them all He left behind a history Many to enthral But who knew the romance The lover behind this affray He may wield a knife but in fact......

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...Pencil Sharpener Woman Her shapely metal figure was baby blue, but there was much more to her. She sharpened all grades of pencil lead with the greatest of whir. Her movable face plate w......

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...The breathing not quite so easy The joints are starting to creak And what used to take a day Now seems to take a week I try hard to avoid Bending down anymore It takes so much effort Gettin......

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...I have an in-born low immunity against cold, so, when my nose ran lose and mucus rolled, my mother used to make for me everyday lemon coriander soup I liked, I would say. Using mother’s......

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...I Where, oh where is Virginia Dare*, No one can find her anywhere. Her disappearance is the very worst, I guess that's what comes from being the first. *Virginia Dare was born on Aug. 18, 1587......

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...Have you ever in your life been a bad finger flipper Feels REAL good when the situation's a gripper You'll know when it happens Stead of soiling your depends Stand up, send the finger sal......

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...Have you ever been a bad finger flipper Feels SO good when the situation's a gripper You'll know when it happens Stead of soiling your depends Raise the finger, stead of being a fence sit......

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...Like A Fire Cat - Teaser Taste Of Spring... Did Fistbump With Ole Man Winter Once again, this fella alights this poetaster and trots out weather, nope not cuz freezing cold bites, this poetic ......

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...Have you ever in your life been a bad finger flipper Feels REAL good when the situation's a gripper You'll know when it happens Stead of soiling your depends Stand up, send the finger sig......

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...Listen and you can hear the wind whisper the name of a lost ship and its skipper. The wind’s name is Favonius, winged god His sotto voce is but a whimper. Gentle breeze doth tell of China Clip......

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...There once was a flexible stripper got her nipple caught in a zipper the fabric flexed but she was vexed It got sawed off in the gripper There once a one-nippled stripper she lost her nip in ......

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