Grins Poems - Poems about Grins

...more stuff and nonsense... Q: Why would it be a good thing if wood were used as money? A: It grows on trees. Q: Who was the star of last year's Christmas Drag Show? A: Felice Navidude. Q: Why was the adult film director upset when one of his actors couldn't get it up for the "money shot"? A: It left...

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When Madness Grins When madness grins, the mirrors blink, And all the clocks begin to drink. Time forgets its careful lines— And paints the air in crooked signs. Mice wear monocles to preach at dawn, Clouds dress up in suits and fawn. The moon plays marbles with the sun, While nightmares nap when day is done. The moon forgot her name last night, So she...

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Q: Who is the young man who takes care of a child with no parents? A: Little orphan's manny. Q: How can a meth addict contact his supplier more quickly? A: Put him on speed dial. Q: What is the sharpened pole upon which the "sea eagle" impaled himself? A: A tern pike. Q: What do you call a sheet of...

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Q: What would Roy Rogers have been called if he had been a singing farmer? A: King of the Plowboys. Q: In the Beowulf saga, who was a male child of the hag Grendel? A: A real sonofawitch. Q: What's the slogan for an ad campaign for a certain fabric in Copenhagen? A: "Something is cotton in the state of...

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Dear Readers: In an effort to contribute my bit to the revelry of this day which is usually dedicated to sheer nonsense, I'd like to introduce a Q and A series I call "Grins and Groaners"...rated PG for Puns Galore...which is also dedicated to sheer nonsense. ...

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Milk and cookies to dunk into the night, smiles are full of chocolate endorphins; Filling to the brim decorative tins, comfort food says everything is alright; Vowing to eat just one but lose the fight, sharing with those unexpected drop-ins; Milk and cookies; Every one is devoured now you just might taste just like a bunch of sugary grins; Amidst all the...

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No matter what’s in front of you Wanda Woman is behind you Wanda Woman! No matter what’s behind you Butterflies gonna pull for you! She’s a dancer, cancer Can’t kill her soul She’s a winner, and in her Is a heart of gold She’s a mother, lover A grand-mom too She’s a tougher, warrior Than the “x” you know who. No matter what’s in front...

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evil woman with mad hair grins creative talents unleashed evil woman grins six word poem...

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winds only make me stronger as I go forward in life not altered by the tempting gales which hinders and causes strife the thunder is an attempt to distract my perseverance to stand aside the quaking grounds I stand upon do not change my stride the rain that pours down refreshes my will to go on puddles that cool my feet give freshness to...

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Feelings and emotions are so complex How can I be so sure of something one day And so insecure the next A missed kiss goodbye in the morning Surely means nothing Yet my mind wonders ...

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FUNNY GIFTED GRINS Host Post lifted gifted prize lies beneath buckteeth face base toothless rootless grin akin smiling styling 3/16/18 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©...

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Smile lines?and kiss filled fights; Twinkling eyes, You are my shooting star, Tonight. Tonight. Moon grins. Tonight....

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GRINS AND BUBBLES blooms in the verdure flash golden smiles heavenward the soap bubbles dance _______________________________ 4:26 pm, March 10, 2015...

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Help I am falling! I was at three, now at five recognition warms my soul...

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The evil of the Jack-O-Lantern’s grins In a world of the most hideous sight There runs a fear of the pumpkin’s sins The evil of the Jack-O-Lantern’s grins The light of the candle is where it begins Deep into the depths of the darkest night The evil of the Jack-O-Lantern’s grins In a world of the most hideous sight Russell Sivey...

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