Grins and Groaners: Folio 4

...more stuff and nonsense... Q: Why would it be a good thing if wood were used as money? A: It grows on trees. Q: Who was the star of last year's Christmas Drag Show? A: Felice Navidude. Q: Why was the **** film director upset when one of his actors couldn't get it up for the "money shot"? A: It left him one prick shy of a load. Q: What do you call it when radical Islamist moms and dads allow and/or encourage their children to be suicide bombers? A: Bad parenting. Q: What was one of the things King Solomon was most famous for? A: Split decisions. Q: Where were the toilet facilities located on Noah's ark? A: On the poop deck. Q: What does the Dental Fairy demand before she'll leave money under a kid's pillow? A: The tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth. Q: What do a Giant Angora and an old analog TV have in common? A: Rabbit ears. Q: What did the press call the group of women boycotting a famous musical revue in New York? A: The Radio City Blockettes. Q: What is a support group for recovering poets and writers? A: AA (Author's Anonymous).