Grins and Groaners: Folio 3

Q: Who is the young man who takes care of a child with no parents? A: Little orphan's manny. Q: How can a meth addict contact his supplier more quickly? A: Put him on speed dial. Q: What is the sharpened pole upon which the "sea eagle" impaled himself? A: A tern pike. Q: What do you call a sheet of glass eaten by a donkey? A: A pane in the ass. Q: What is it called when one ethnicity at work gets a larger office than another? A: Racial spatial discrimination. Q: What do you call a kid who demolishes his Cheerios instead of eating them? A: A cereal killer. Q: What did the call girl call the midget when he didn't want to pay her for her services? A: A little prick. Q: What's the one exercise Mitch McConnell can't do at the gym? A: Chin-ups. Q: What is the antique lawn statue near the door of my plantation in Lexington? A: My old Kentucky gnome. Q: Where did the first Mrs. Bing Crosby keep her love for her family? A: Deep in the heart of Dixie.