Halloween spoof
...Three goofballs in spooky display,
One with hat, other's fangs on play!
With faces askew,
They jump out and boo,
Scaring laughs than fear on the way!...
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Categories:
goofballs, halloween,
Form: Limerick
Gop Goofballs
...Donald Trump should be charged with treason
For plotting Trump-rule without reason
The GOP failed
And all should be jailed
Thank God for a Democrat season!*
* I am NOT a Democrat, but
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Categories:
goofballs, political, power,
Form: Limerick
America Needs An Intellectual Gangster At the Controls
...AMERICA NEEDS AN INTELLECTUAL GANGSTER AT THE CONTROLS
His father, and his rogue friends were keeping him a
Float. He is a sucker and a lame for
Russia and Putin can sink his boat,
His goofy A...
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Categories:
goofballs, community, confusion, cousin,
Form: Classicism
Christmas Couplet
...My last will and testament gives you all a giant farewell party, Rudolph said
Which made Dasher, Dancer, and Prancer, our biggest goofballs and I wish he was dead.
Written 12-18-2018
Conte...
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Categories:
goofballs, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Laughter
...Forgive me for my seriousness
But I possess some humor, too;
Though my preference is that mood
Which I laugh last ‘til I’m blue.
I am no slapstick comedian
Like goofballs dance for a minute;
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Categories:
goofballs, blessing, friendship, fun, happiness,
Form: Free verse
Radical Guidance
...Arrogant are the children of despair,
Battling demons that threaten to betray,
Caustically they bedevil the ensnared,
Damaging thus their reputations frayed.
Either they rise or die in that pri...
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Categories:
goofballs, bullying, pain, society,
Form: ABC
Trp V1:15
...Tension Relief Program or TRP is a new treatment for a condition from which many of us suffer.
Step 1: Say "Footboatgoose" 3 times.
Step 2: Laugh.
If you cannot laugh,...
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Categories:
goofballs, care, change, class, confusion,
Form: I do not know?
Goofballs
...Humans are such a combative lot
It's why we're under so much stress
We act like a bunch of goofballs
Little wonder the world's such a mess
Why can't we all just get along?
Don't get it, it's...
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Categories:
goofballs, life,
Form: Quatrain