Goober Poems - Poems about Goober

...This poem is not meant to offend anyone or belittle their beliefs. This is only my attempt at humor. ~Things I’ll Give Up for Lent~ Liver and onions, Minced meat pie. Drinking beer from a can, ......Read the rest...

...Preface: On February 4, 1861, the seven states that had seceded by this point convened and created the Confederate States of America under the leadership of Jefferson Davis. Just under two m......Read the rest...

... They call me "Snotnose," King of the snot! I can slide down a hill on the snot that I make! Waves of snot my nose can produce, Most of it gooey and loose! My friends that I have, ......Read the rest...

...Goober went panning for gold in the creek Hot and bothered, needed to take a leak ~ Goober pulled down his drawers His hose produced more and more ~ Cried, "O, my, but doesn't liquid gold ......Read the rest...

...Reggie, what is it? Who’s there? Reggie, ANSWER ME REGGIE! What do you see? It’s OK Jean It’s just-- that idiot Goober Knotts The milkman Goober, whatcha doin’? It’s two in the morning ......Read the rest...

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...At a drive-thru, I'm asked if they can take my order “I'd like a coffee with six sugars and no comments, you porkers” The voice stuttered like a goober “Did you say SIX SUGARS???” “You ha......Read the rest...

...Rude awaakenings passive resistances offset reposes nominal com-pre-poses clattering synopsis reflective rejections loveless offerings sentient longings goober finales creepy filings jubri......Read the rest...

...Like Goober from Andy Griffin he couldn't keep a secret knowing all about the twelve top secret ingredients the mystery is gone now everyone in the world knows Colonel Sanders nephew putting on an......Read the rest...

...Your Taj Mahal Too many times you hoisted anchor there isn't time but you should thank her, for being such a goober for so long. You have made her life a Taj Mahal there she swims in waist deep ......Read the rest...

...To battle off intruders I hired a dog named Goober He came to me packing heat I think it is a Luger He's not a German Shepard Though his collar and holster are made of leather He graduated Ob......Read the rest...

...down south we love our goobers salt em up and set to roast eat em by the dozens drink em in our cokes fix em fancy in deserts peanut butter pie big and small all size and sorts eat em till ......Read the rest...

...Yes, I must confess that I did that ish… I watched as he crawled across the place The bug-a-boo had the nerve to try and touch my face With shillelagh in tow, I just knew he had to go! I caught t......Read the rest...

...Cotton Lizard yellowhammer Heart of Dixie We dare defend our rights. Seward's Ice Box Land of the midnight sun The Last Frontier north to the future. Baby Italy ......Read the rest...

...Taj Mahal Too many times you hoisted anchor there isn't time but you should thank her, for being such a goober for so long. You have made her life a Taj Mahal there she swims in waist deep indig......Read the rest...