Goober Poems - Poems about Goober

... I used to love to pick my nose. After 3, Better than playing with my toes. With a nose you see, Each little crevasse has a surprise for me! A goober, A booger. Noth......

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...The woman of the day cables brought us a decorated egg I would have rather had some ale, in a sturdy looking keg Our crocodile-like creature wanted to taste the egg of course. The blue bird of hap......

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...The woman of the day cables brought us a decorated egg I would have rather had some ale, in a sturdy looking keg Our crocodile-like creature wanted to taste the egg of course. The blue bird of hap......

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...This poem is not meant to offend anyone or belittle their beliefs. This is only my attempt at humor. ~Things I’ll Give Up for Lent~ Liver and onions, Minced meat pie. Drinking beer from a can, ......

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...Preface: On February 4, 1861, the seven states that had seceded by this point convened and created the Confederate States of America under the leadership of Jefferson Davis. Just under two m......

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... They call me "Snotnose," King of the snot! I can slide down a hill on the snot that I make! Waves of snot my nose can produce, Most of it gooey and loose! My friends that I have, ......

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...Goober went panning for gold in the creek Hot and bothered, needed to take a leak ~ Goober pulled down his drawers His hose produced more and more ~ Cried, "O, my, but doesn't liquid gold ......

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...Reggie, what is it? Who’s there? Reggie, ANSWER ME REGGIE! What do you see? It’s OK Jean It’s just-- that idiot Goober Knotts The milkman Goober, whatcha doin’? It’s two in the morning ......

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...uber goober......

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...At a drive-thru, I'm asked if they can take my order “I'd like a coffee with six sugars and no comments, you porkers” The voice stuttered like a goober “Did you say SIX SUGARS???” “You ha......

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...Rude awaakenings passive resistances offset reposes nominal com-pre-poses clattering synopsis reflective rejections loveless offerings sentient longings goober finales creepy filings jubri......

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...Like Goober from Andy Griffin he couldn't keep a secret knowing all about the twelve top secret ingredients the mystery is gone now everyone in the world knows Colonel Sanders nephew putting on an......

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...Your Taj Mahal Too many times you hoisted anchor there isn't time but you should thank her, for being such a goober for so long. You have made her life a Taj Mahal there she swims in waist deep ......

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...To battle off intruders I hired a dog named Goober He came to me packing heat I think it is a Luger He's not a German Shepard Though his collar and holster are made of leather He graduated Ob......

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...down south we love our goobers salt em up and set to roast eat em by the dozens drink em in our cokes fix em fancy in deserts peanut butter pie big and small all size and sorts eat em till ......

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