Long Goober Poems
Long Goober Poems. Below are the most popular long Goober by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Goober poems by poem length and keyword.
Leaving a book incompletely read tantamount to being sacrilegious
Preface:
On February 4, 1861,
the seven states that had seceded
by this point convened and created
the Confederate States of America
under the leadership of Jefferson Davis.
Just under two months later,
on April 12, 1861, Confederate forces
opened fire on...
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Categories:
goober, absence, america, anxiety, baptism, bereavement, break up,
Form:
Free verse
Fifty-Two Plus One Hike Hypocrisy -Part 1
Cotton Lizard yellowhammer Heart of Dixie We dare defend our rights. ...
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Categories:
goober, allegory, america, bible, freedom, jesus, political, satire,
Form:
Free verse
The Confession
Yes, I must confess that I did that ish…
I watched as he crawled across the place
The bug-a-boo had the nerve to try and touch my face
With shillelagh in tow, I just knew he had to...
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Categories:
goober, imagery, imagination, irony, silly, words, writing,
Form:
Free verse
SNOTNOSE
They call me "Snotnose,"
King of the snot!
I can slide down a hill on the snot that I make!
Waves of snot my nose can produce,
Most of...
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Categories:
goober, 1st grade, 2nd grade, 3rd grade, children,
Form:
Free verse
The Forest, Never To Return, Part 3
Reggie, what is it?
Who’s there?
Reggie, ANSWER ME REGGIE!
What do you see?
It’s OK Jean
It’s just-- that idiot
Goober Knotts
The milkman
Goober, whatcha doin’?
It’s two in the morning
You scared us to death
What were you thinking?
Sorry, Reg, I, I, didn’t...
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Categories:
goober, scary, words,
Form:
Free verse
Troubled Thoughts 1 Life Proof
Rude awaakenings
passive resistances
offset reposes
nominal com-pre-poses
clattering synopsis
reflective rejections
loveless offerings
sentient longings
goober finales
creepy filings
jubrient jiltings
assinine intentions
cooperative unintentions
lazy notions
graded offerings
misguided annotations
guilded gonads
perserverant punishments
unabridged miscellaneous
assertive nothings
blinded essentials
ill acquaintances
riddled resentments
staved sequences
toiled romances
piss pot potentials
dragged molecules
finite measures
copious credentials
minor mirrors
killed desires
zoned...
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Categories:
goober, education, feelings, imagery, philosophy, society, truth,
Form:
Free verse
And Simply I Love You
I read the words you wrote for me
My eyes just can’t look away
And my hart swells with feelings I though were lost
Like a favorite toy I left in a house I moved...
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Categories:
goober, love, me, love, me,
Form:
I do not know?
Your Taj Mahal
Your Taj Mahal
Too many times you hoisted anchor
there isn't time but you should thank her,
for being such a goober for so long.
You have made her life a Taj Mahal
there she swims in waist deep indigo,
she's...
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Categories:
goober, beauty, fantasy, travel,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
Taj Mahal
Taj Mahal
Too many times you hoisted anchor
there isn't time but you should thank her,
for being such a goober for so long.
You have made her life a Taj Mahal
there she swims in waist deep indigo,
she's reflected...
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Categories:
goober, anger, betrayal, conflict, irony,
Form:
Lyric
Your Taj Mahal
Your Taj Mahal
Too many times you hoisted anchor
there isn't time but you should thank her,
for being such a goober for so long.
You have made her life a Taj Mahal
there she swims in waist deep indigo,
she's...
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Categories:
goober, angst, black african american, morning,
Form:
Lyric
The Things I'll Give Up for Lent
This poem is not meant to offend anyone or belittle their beliefs. This is only my attempt at humor.
~Things I’ll Give Up for Lent~
Liver and onions,
Minced meat pie.
Drinking beer from a can,
Celebrating the 5th of...
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Categories:
goober, humor, poetry, valentines day,
Form:
Rhyme
Picky Nose
I used to love to pick my nose.
After 3,
Better than playing with my toes.
With a nose you see,
Each little crevasse...
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Categories:
goober, 1st grade, children, fun, funny, kindergarten, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Goobers
down south we love our goobers
salt em up and set to roast
eat em by the dozens
drink em in our cokes
fix em fancy in deserts
peanut butter pie
big and small all size and sorts
eat em till...
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Categories:
goober, funny, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Secret No More
Like Goober from Andy Griffin he couldn't keep a secret
knowing all about the twelve top secret ingredients
the mystery is gone now everyone in the world knows
Colonel Sanders nephew putting on an innocent show,
Since 1930 people...
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Categories:
goober, food, humor, mystery,
Form:
Light Verse
Howling Goober
To battle off intruders
I hired a dog named Goober
He came to me packing heat
I think it is a Luger
He's not a German Shepard
Though his collar and holster are made of leather
He graduated Obedience School
Proudly wearing...
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Categories:
goober, animal, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
George Lindsey
You starred on Hee Haw and the Andy Griffith Show.
You were talented and people hated to see you go.
You continued to star as Goober on Mayberry R.F.D.
Sadly you passed away at the age of eighty-three.
People...
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Categories:
goober, death, dedication, people, funny, may, people,
Form:
Rhyme