Gassy Poems - Poems about Gassy

...On the first day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me a wet nose on my cheek On the second day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me Two paws for shaking and a wet nose on my cheek On the third day of Ch......Read the rest...

...I once wrote a letter to Santa, I'm gassy. I need some Mylanta. Then Santa wrote back asked, Are you on crack? That's one stupid wish I can't grant-a!......Read the rest...

...No Alice in Wonderland Callous Alice Sacrificial Lamb Blame me Amy Fan of the Panda Bear Andie Pandie Miss Hollywood Star Queen Arlene The Trifling One Petty Betty ......Read the rest...

...Coke Coke It’s The echt thing always coca-cola invigorating gassy sudsy Lift nostrils up forcing you to wheeze Red Coca-cola logo C O K E H......Read the rest...

...Alice Alice was just going on eight years old When Lewis Carroll made her fall down a hole. The incredible place she imagined she'd found, Buried in her backyard so far deep underground, ......Read the rest...

...A gassy stomach isn't funny If you fart it comes out runny Your pants are full of liquid gas That wouldn't stay in your a--......Read the rest...

...Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta. When Santa Claus farted, the reindeer all darted. And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!” ......Read the rest...

...Increase In Head Size impossible mission to encapsulate notion flitting hither and yon, to and fro within cranium attached to mine body, whereby irrefutable proof prevails predicated when you......Read the rest...

...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......Read the rest...

...She was set up on a bind date with a nontalking beast. He was clever but she did not know this in the least. They walked in silence to a party where she knew the host. Oh! You brought a black cat!......Read the rest...

...Original poem posted Aug. 3, 2021 for Charles Messina's Contest: When I Let One Loose in the Elevator (for those who do not know, SBD means "Silent But Deadly") When I let one loose in the elev......Read the rest...

...I heard the echoes of each gassy squeak Held my breath when I sniffed his stinky leak He let out a few more So I ran for the door Before his toots made the entire room reek Others came out, wh......Read the rest...

...My stomach was feeling grumbly and gassy As I dressed for my meeting, looking classy My hair up in a bun, my black suit on in wool My breakfast still making me feel too full I ran into the cro......Read the rest...

...Fork fell in love on a tablecloth in the middle of winter Beef and noodles were being served, but he barely noticed A gorgeous newcomer was on the table, pink and fabulous. That cannot be a rose! ......Read the rest...

...I once had a dog named Carter Who was a hell of a farter I stuck a plug up his butt To stop the farting mutt But Carter just pushed 'em out harder!......Read the rest...