Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa
as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta.
When Santa Claus farted,
the reindeer all darted.
And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!”
I once had a dog named Carter
Who was a hell of a farter
I stuck a plug up his butt
To stop the farting mutt
But Carter just pushed 'em out harder!
Let us
Lettuce
Rancid
Salad
Savage
Cabbage
Digest
Regress
Stomach
Toxic
Corn beef
Raw meats
Pepto-
Bismal™
12/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
Kitchen
Mission
Savage
Cabbage
Digest
Regress
Stomach
Toxic
Pepto-
Bismal™
12/16/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr © 2020
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