Gassed Poems - Poems about Gassed

... “Stop farting Fred,” poor Sally begs - She’s being gassed and needs nose pegs “You won’t use a cook book When it’s your turn to cook It’s always baked beans with fried eggs......

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...Woke up to a perfect Summer day, a blue sky hits the Tesla’s tail lights; Let your worries fall apart and fray; Hard working girl is gassed up to go, a cup of coffee to chase those dollars; B......

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... If I went barefoot for a lifetime, shoes would be pointless. Toes ate board, concrete, grassland, shoreline. Me, Tarzan to pedicurist! ~ <>...

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...Resolved was I to exercise, To utmost try to slenderize. From flabby bod I'd poundage peel To Grecian god beneath reveal. But soon my straining torso frail Becomes complaining, moaning male......

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...Who defended Jews from Nazis in WW2 A few brave souls here and there Foul-smelling smoke from crematoria arose The masses turned aside, held their nose Only dirty Jews being gas......

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...An orange Tesla that was bought by Scott Ran out of go juice right there on the spot Then was quickly passed By a Pacer, gassed And AMC car shaped like a kumquat......

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...Red Dog an Aussie of Gypsie proclivities Pawed rides through the Outback without civilities When he wished to depart He let rip a grand fart Then jumped from the car with much facility ......

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...Have gone the extra miles Retreaded my soul several times Wept as time faded In a distant swirl of lost hope Gassed up, reved the engine Hit the entrance ramp Knowing The extra miles Are just......

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...With no end in sight and a year has passed. Kremlin won’t admit their forces are gassed. So they keep their foot on the wrong pedal. Exhausting their labor and supply of metal. Playing chic......

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...A sudden burden of flipping turns him into a fraction / Action of correction in your cranium needs traction / Bad habits all erratic need retracted to leave the bad flabbergasted / Dad’s had it wi......

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...*Image of Many Meanings by KWC. Likeness ssenekiL: Part 1 (HOMONYMS: Homophones & Homographs) He'll heal his heel. They sow so they sew......

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...It was the last year of high school and there was a lack of beaux, But then I got an invite. Whew, that was close! So now the Prom was coming and I was going to go! Mom gassed up for the city, hea......

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...Putin has his butt in a sling His Korean Smartphone won't ring Bombs bursting in air Is Kim Jong-un's fare Borscht and Kimchee gassed Xi Jinping?......

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...For far too long, you just went on your way skipping to their song. Down the road, you went, smiling and giving love. Later, you discovered nearly all your gas was spent. Nobody chipp......

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...The best hunting dog in all Baltimore Was my butt belching blue dog Amador. Aghast guests once heard a blast As Blue exuded his past, Leaving a thief flat, gassed out on the floor. Date: 2/25/......

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