Gaffing Poems | Examples


Premium Member Blunder Sin - a Didactic Cinquain

Blunder Sin - A Didactic Cinquain

Blunder
Egregious, inexcusable
Bobbling, gaffing, lapsing
Ever so inexcusable
Sin


2/24/21
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. ©2021
Form: Didactic

Little Bo Black Sheep

"Let us talk alone for our morning meal. I'm not so BahhhD really. We are not the same you and I. We have a commonness between us. Which makes us seem familiar. Are we all sheep like they say we are? If you are so unique, then why do you follow the herd? Are we all the same? Why do you believe in liars? You are all sheep. Your shepherd leads you to the slaughter while protecting you from the wolves."

"Bahhhh Bahhhh Bahhhh"

Mary had a little lamb,
Little Bo Peep lost them,
Call me a Black Sheep, I am,
Thinking out of the box may cost them.

Rolling on the floor laughing,
Laughing out loud,
Why am I standing here gaffing,
I must catch back up to the crowd.

I remember one that seemed tasty,
I think I'll have it for lunch,
A Black Sheep with fangs may appear crazy,
I'm merely a wolf in sheep's clothing  on the hunt!


Premium Member Offshore Fishing Adventure

So far offshore, but nothing was biting

Six-pack behind me looked so inviting

     New rod I placed on the deck

     Though it was just for a sec

‘Twas then an amberjack hit like lightning


The buoyant rod bounded over each wave

Determined, I vowed that pole I would save

     Spun my boat in fit of rage

     Against this fish, war I’d wage

An Ahab-like victory I did crave


With a gaffing hook, I retrieved the pole

To catch amberjack, I’d be on a roll

     Barracuda caught it first

     Fell overboard, then submersed 

The ‘cuda eyed me as his dessert goal



*Entry for Frank's "Summer Memory" contest
Form: Limerick

Premium Member The On-Stage Comic

When I’m up on stage at any night.
I have one chance to get it all right.
It’s enough to give anyone fright.
When I am under the hot stage light,
it seems a mountain I am climbing.
It all requires expert timing.
Saying the wrong words at any time
would prove to be not very sublime.
Everything said must leave them laughing.
I must avoid any gaffing.
When they are laughing, they are entertained.
Some more success I have attained.
Form: Rhyme

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