E-gads! I wanted to enter
this contest...now, not an adjective left --
Any attempt to describe would be theft!
Nothing related to do, but visit my mountain kin,
Jethro and Sue -- having finished my last jug of
moonshine gin, back I go to family distillers – enjoy
your crisp leaves and darling speckled colors, ‘tis also
the season
for clear Applejack lovers!
Categories:
gads, autumn, drink, humor, satire,
Form: Free verse
Gads. Our gutter in front was overflowing again.
We have really been getting a lot of rain lately.
Have been saving flower seed and other odds
and ends for you. Think my grass will need
one last cutting for the year. Watched our
virtual church service on line. Jill is
whipping up some great soup.
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?
Gads.
Trump Does Disappear
When Trump does disappear,
And he is no longer here,
Out of site,
Day and night,
New direction poems will steer.
Jim Horn
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Try To Die and Why
There are those things which we try;
Some do have desire and want to die;
And admit,
Escape from it;
While rest of us have wondered why.
When I went to bed prayers have said,
And then off into the night my life sped;
Wondered why,
I will die;
Pretty soon eventually did end up dead.
Jim Horn
Why am I having these thoughts and
dreams? Gads. I will be 78 on June
26th. My brother is 70 today.
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Politicians Love Their Each Laurel
Not only do politicians love each laurel,
Their responses seem to sound choral,
And impacts on us have been immortal.
Jim Horn
Gads. It is becoming more difficult to
write poems everyday. Trump is having
quite an impact on me.
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
No Collusion Or Corruption
Gads. How many times have we heard this now.
Sounds like someone with a persecution complex
and feelings of inferiority to me. Never heard of
any other President ever having this before.
Was no collusion
Or else any obstruction
Trump has committed.
Jim Horn
Russia really fixed us with a lulu
for President. Trump Tower and
Golden Shower. No telling what
else he has done. Sorry. Had to
vent to get unbent so this I sent.
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy, atheist,
Form: Haiku
Categories:
gads, blue, boxing day ,
Form: Cinquain
With Poems Coasted and Was Roasted
Wrote many poems as along I had coasted,
And reviewed and ended up being roasted;
Meant to be,
I could see,
After they to Poetry Soup all were posted.
Jim Horn
Gads. I am going to be 78 on June 26th, 2019.
This is same day Democrat Debates will be.
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Soul To God Does Cling
Small bird cautiously wants to take wing,
While my soul to God so tightly will cling,
Waiting for me,
In heaven to see,
And has caused our choir to greatly sing.
Jim Horn
Lord save the Mueller letter.
Gads. I am losing much of my ambition
to write poetry and am not sure why.
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Thoughts We Prayed Would Parish
Gads. I am getting tired. How about
you completing this for me using
cherish, perish, wish and fish for
a divine dish.
Jim Horn
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Trump Away With Never Get
We are really sure and willing to bet,
Trump away with he cannot ever get;
More reading,
Surely needing,
Who looked like moron when we met.
Jim Horn
Gads. Only one person has read my
last poem.
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Annabelle Gads
She is a fantastic fibber
Annabelle Gads
A fun-filled, fighter,a flirt and a felon.
Can she spend the night, Friday, please?
Categories:
gads, 10th grade, 4th grade,
Form: Tanka
Conducive and Exclusive
To affect things hope they are conducive;
When so we did decide to do an excusive;
Trying to find;
Had left behind;
People with problems and being abusive.
Jim Horn
Trump wanted to peek at gorgeous geek,
As on his lush bed she had started to leek;
Was stunning;
Shower running;
Pollution was found when going in creek.
Jim Horn
To Trump's Avail and Him Prevail
What Trump does is always to his avail,
Being kind of a person who will prevail;
A definite loser;
Woman abuser;
Great big wind with mouth size of a gale.
Jim Horn
Gads. Past daily ten again.
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Gads. I have ten messages to answer
that I received from other different
poets yesterday.
What we should do is be sure to reassure
Someone who up to can always measure,
What they want,
During the hunt,
And compliments they are sure to treasure.
Jim Horn
Give them compliments they will treasure.
Oh no.
Thank you for your wonderful poems. We only
allow 10 poems posted per 24hr period so that
more poems are read. Thanks again for your
wonderful poetry. In the meantime, please
comment on the poetry of others. Having a
hard time doing that and answering comments
send to me at same time. Oh, well.
Mueller Bio on TV last night was Great. Comey's
ought to be great also next Sunday. We need to
write a book.
Confirm Either Germ Or Sperm
We came to realize that we must confirm,
Maybe it possibly was some kind of germ;
Not quite sure;
Source not pure;
After more supportive evidence is sperm.
Jim Horn
Categories:
gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
For Another Beer
Of all, making friends will be the most fun
Perfectly pleasing when beginning and done
Happiness and laughter have been in the air
For all of my poetry friends I always care.
There is something else I want to address
Main object of mine is to remove all stress
Make you relieved and continually relaxed
Especially your mind so it won't be taxed
To add, can you think of anything more?
You want to bring up worth fighting for
Even though I am old and twilight is near
Will head to Check Six for another beer.
James Thomas Horn
Retired Veteran and Poet
RiverSea Plantation
Bolivia, NC
Gads. Six have already read my two latest poems
and I don't have the slightest idea as to who they
are. Wish they would make a comment so I know
who they are.
Categories:
gads, encouraging,
Form: Couplet
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