Best Gads Poems

Tanks

"Da Tanks, da Tanks."
The President is not Chairman Mao.  
Come on now!
Gads, what an ungrateful nation!

Perhaps haughty Don Lemon or
that court jester, Jim Acosta,
Two snobby nobodies behind 
a mike, turning brains to mush
every night,
Could please each American
just right?

Go online tomorrow, you will
find how many presidents used
tanks and...

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Try To Die and Why

There are those things which we try;
Some do have desire and want to die;
And admit,
Escape from it;
While rest of us have wondered why.

When I went to bed prayers have said,
And then off into the night my life sped;
Wondered why,
I will die;
Pretty...

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My nose is itchin', company's comin'.
Land sakes alive, as I live and breathe,
haven't seen you in a Coon's age.
Lookin' fat and sassy.

	We're fair to middlin', barely gittin' by.
	Livin' hand t'mouth, kids drivin' us up th'wall.
	Uncle Sam bleedin' us dry. How're y'all farin'?

I'm on the skids,...

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Where are my shoes? I can't find my shoes!
 Where have I put them? They're impossible to lose!
  OMG, I'm ashamed! This is awful! Don't tell anyone the news!
   --Whew! Now take a deep breath: I've found them with the booze.

Oh, no!...

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Sorry other poets. You just became my sounding board. There are many things that are becoming quite interesting. This subpoena thing is one of them. 
If Trump receives one from a Federal Court, he is required to attend.
If you plead the fifth you are in...

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Watching episodes of The Tudors, I 
cringe at examples of King Henry’s
pride and ruthlessness, casting off
wives and devotees with ease.. . . 
As he gads about with 
a new flame, an axe
falls again and
again on
Cromwell’s
neck....

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Electroconvulsive therapy,
     a last ditch avail
able effort optioned, aye bewail
as desperation if standard
     psychological measures peter

     out leave ving paul tree
(paltry) choice, and blackmail
ling Doctor Frankenstein
     out of the...

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Annabelle Gads
She is a fantastic fibber
Annabelle Gads
A fun-filled, fighter,a flirt and a felon.
Can she spend the night, Friday, please?...

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Brenda Chim Chim Cherie;
Chimney happy as can be.

While my many poems I am compiling, 
What you should be doing is smiling; 
Mind with load,
Can corrode;
Others may be fooling and beguiling.

Fatality A Reality

Last second was  only a formality;
Finality ended up  being a fatality,
And the...

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Horrible Humor

 Gads. This is the most recent comment and I haven't even written one  
 yet. Guess I will just leave it up to your imagination regardless of the 
 situation or possible consternation or constipation. Merry Christmas. 
 Ho, ho and another...

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Being that I am a philosophical being.  I find myself pondering many unique thoughts, 
as I sit and stare off at the night time sky.

Earlier, I dined upon a sweet, young flower seller, down at the Square.  She wore a 
shawl about her...

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M ake my head hurt
  I t makes me vomit
   G ot to go to bed
     R age, Rage, Rage
      A llows me no peace
       I nsists...

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For Another Beer

Of all, making friends will be the most fun
Perfectly pleasing when beginning and done
Happiness and laughter have been in the air
For all of my poetry friends I always care.

There is something else I want to address
Main object of mine is to remove all...

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Speeding
Trying to get my work done
So I can spend some time with you
But, alas
The site won’t allow me on
Now, I’m frustrated
Eek gads!



Reverse Cameo syllable count is 2,7,8,3,7,5,2, unrhymed...

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