Long Gads Poems

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Bringing Myself Up To Date With Myself

Sorry other poets. You just became my sounding board. There are many things that are becoming quite interesting. This subpoena thing is one of them. 
If Trump receives one from a Federal Court, he is...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: I do not know?


My Treatment Plan

Electroconvulsive therapy,
     a last ditch avail
able effort optioned, aye bewail
as desperation if standard
     psychological measures peter

     out leave ving paul tree
(paltry) choice, and...

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Categories: gads, grave, judgement, miracle, obituary, pain, silly, surreal,
Form: Bio

Brenda Sheri Baby and Chim Shim Cherie

Brenda Chim Chim Cherie;
Chimney happy as can be.

While my many poems I am compiling, 
What you should be doing is smiling; 
Mind with load,
Can corrode;
Others may be fooling and beguiling.

Fatality A Reality

Last second was ...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
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The Diary of Lord Kellington (17)

Being that I am a philosophical being.  I find myself pondering many unique thoughts, 
as I sit and stare off at the night time sky.

Earlier, I dined upon a sweet, young flower seller, down...

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Categories: gads, funnynight, night, time,
Form: Narrative
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O, Dear - Whatever Can the Matter Be

Where are my shoes? I can't find my shoes!
 Where have I put them? They're impossible to lose!
  OMG, I'm ashamed! This is awful! Don't tell anyone the news!
   --Whew! Now take...

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Categories: gads, humorous, silly,
Form: Rhyme


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Tanks

Tanks

"Da Tanks, da Tanks."
The President is not Chairman Mao.  
Come on now!
Gads, what an ungrateful nation!

Perhaps haughty Don Lemon or
that court jester, Jim Acosta,
Two snobby nobodies behind 
a mike, turning brains to mush
every night,
Could please each...

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Categories: gads, america, encouraging, independence day,
Form: Rhyme
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The Diary of Lord Kellington (6)

I waited in one of the cities dark and dangerous alleyways.  The vile odors.  The Gads 
knows what forming puddles around my best leather boots.  The ones with the shine to 
blind...

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Categories: gads, death
Form: Narrative
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You Don'T Say

My nose is itchin', company's comin'.
Land sakes alive, as I live and breathe,
haven't seen you in a Coon's age.
Lookin' fat and sassy.

	We're fair to middlin', barely gittin' by.
	Livin' hand t'mouth, kids drivin' us up th'wall.
	Uncle...

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© Cona Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gads, courage, humor,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

Be Sure To Reassure

Gads. I have ten messages to answer
that I received from other different
poets yesterday.

What we should do is be sure to reassure
Someone who up to can always measure,
What they want,
During the hunt,
And compliments they are sure...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

For Another Beer

For Another Beer

Of all, making friends will be the most fun
Perfectly pleasing when beginning and done
Happiness and laughter have been in the air
For all of my poetry friends I always care.

There is something else I...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gads, encouraging,
Form: Couplet

Conducive and Exclusive and More

Conducive and Exclusive

To affect things hope they  are conducive;
When so we did decide to do an excusive;
Trying to find;
Had left behind;
People with problems and being abusive.

Jim Horn

Trump wanted to peek at gorgeous geek,
As on...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gads, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick

Horrible Humor

Horrible Humor

 Gads. This is the most recent comment and I haven't even written one  
 yet. Guess I will just leave it up to your imagination regardless of the 
 situation or possible...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: gads, humorous,
Form: Couplet
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