Thank You Funny Love Poems

Saddle your horse and get ready for the ride; this will be your final day before you take off to the sky, the weather is...

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My cat drank my glass of wine,                                    ...

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God must have created the stars while thinking about your eyes

You pull me closer to heaven and I pull you back down to earth,

Not all...

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Little Cindy Lou Who runs a cafe round the bend.
If you are lonely, that's where you'll find a friend.
Because all of the characters who live...

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I’m glad you have two sides
So I can switch you through the night
I have to feel that cool spot
On my face to feel just right

At...

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I think that it's fantastic
When my wife start's to cook,
She gets out all her pots and pans
And MY brand new cookery book.
She starts to peel...

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His red hair is almost as on fire as my cheeks when he kisses me.
The smile he flashes me from across the room, can make...

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looking like it should be something special
the right night for us
the need to love
make's this something special
look to the morning
from the crack of dawning
sweet the...

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My life is fairy-tale, magnificent and fantastical because you’re hiting in it.
Every nightfall, I think of you before bed with the hopes of having you...

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Thou art my mistress,my fantasy,and my craving
Thou art my imperial,my masterpiece,my wealth, and treasure 
Thou art sunshine and silvery that doth enliven dismal heart 
To...

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yes, this daft punk pink animal from farm ville will newt axe
any thank u mooch positive word does not rick choir whet backs
now i hold...

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Three Sides Of Clown's Cheese

Pass me three sides of cheese
So I can dessert on your sad story,
my dear.
With my baker's ear
I'll listen to what
you have...

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"...AND SHE HAS A DEGREE"


there has been much said
about my poetry, my words,
my life and eyes.
"Eddie, don't you think of
women as anything else?"
it's always best...

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(9th grade love affair with a blind cream boy and a sweet voice finger stroke magic girl in the 60's, 
unfettered with a keen process...

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My 4 year old was addicted to Band-aids
Every part of his body needed a Band-aid.

'mama mama momy mom mom mama'

"WHAT!!!!!!"

'I have an owie
come see mama'

"Julian,...

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