Teacher Funny Love Poems

I always enjoy at 4:15
No matter where I’ve been
In my house
Backyard living room kitchen
The beep beep of the yellow school bus driver

As he rolls away...

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My cat drank my glass of wine,                                    ...

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God must have created the stars while thinking about your eyes

You pull me closer to heaven and I pull you back down to earth,

Not all...

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In my younger youth, this color was sort of appalling for me.  I did not fancy nails with decorations.  I was not raised...

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You’re only a mum,
But that’s all it takes.
To be super human,
You don’t even get breaks.

You’re a cook, A dish washer,
A cleaner, a nurse.
A teacher, a...

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Help wanted.   See the details below.

I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise...

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1. Her intonations and vast vocabs are so sharp
on this impossible slope, I’ll reduce the gap
such crush from all gives a sense of stability
she knows...

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Ten minutes past time she enters,
She's too beautiful to be a teacher,
Her favorite short skirt exposes her thick thighs,
Lips red and pouting, she's a killer,
Right...

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Throughout my life I was cursed in threes
I suffered from a notorious disease
All I wanted was  to be left alone
Instead it got cloned
I am...

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As I look back, it all seems funny now
Recalling all those awkward teen age years
I pushed the limits farther than allowed
Supposedly when young, we had...

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Me and you, babe, are like Teacher and her apple.
Though like Eve we are tempted by Satan's apple.

I picked you high above, far from reach,...

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Dear John, since I am just thirteen
And you're thirteen years old too,
It is not inappropriate
That I send this note to you.

I tried not to laugh...

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