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Ol' Puckerlips

Throughout my life I was cursed in threes
I suffered from a notorious disease
All I wanted was  to be left alone
Instead it got cloned
I am multiplied now with thousands of these...

Nevermind the Rinderpest
My condition was foot- in-mouth disease
Kids at achool called me Puckerlips
Just because of my Freudian slips

Some peed their pants in epileptic laughter
"Have you heard what he said"
As I bit back the tears
My lips were indeed a complete disaster

When I was serious they thought I was funny
The teacher tried to correct my interesting grammar
She looked at me and paused and said " Honey"..
I said my name is Jannie
And the howling started all over again

I just wanted to be alone
Now the whole school would follow me home
"C'mon Puckerlips, say something,say something"
Just staring ahead I kept walking on

But Ma would take the stickers off my back
And kiss me on my warm puckerlips
Youre not a mistake and you are MY Freudian Slip
And there I lay dreaming about becoming a poet
At least a Pullitzer Prize and everyone will know it

As I lay there with tears on her lap
Softly she'd stroke the hair on my back

Copyright © | Year Posted 2017




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Date: 8/17/2017 10:59:00 AM
My name was Bucky Beaver that echoed around the play ground. I hated myself for along time. People thought yhat I was sneaky because I would not look them face to face. I just did not want to see their reaction to my buck teeth. This poem touched mr in a deep and ancient place.
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Jannie Breedt
Date: 9/16/2017 2:35:00 PM
Isnt it strange what people.do in groups? We love to see the little guy cringe. In retrospect it IS funny.all these thingsatter little now
Date: 5/11/2017 10:25:00 PM
Jannie, your certainly are a masterful storyteller . . . and what a great ending:) Amitiés
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Jannie Breedt
Date: 9/16/2017 2:38:00 PM
Anne Marie. You must be caredul to inspire me like that!Its one of my long ago wishes/dream to write. To be quite honest, I do poetry because people ALWAYS intereupt when I talk because Im awfully long winded in my stories
Date: 4/2/2017 2:31:00 PM
A wonderful poem, Jannie. It made me smile and laugh and shed a tear too. A joyous tear mind you. You are such a creative soul. It is a blessing to read your thoughts. Lovely poetry per usual from you. Love and more love to you and yours.
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Jannie Breedt
Date: 4/2/2017 4:12:00 PM
Thanks again Freddie. Funny how sad people get when we are teased as kids. Kids can be very cruel
Date: 3/12/2017 8:19:00 PM
haha, that last part especially. Priceless!!
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Jannie Breedt
Date: 3/13/2017 5:58:00 AM
At last someone gets it, its supposed to be funny. Thanks Andrea. When i read it to my neighbour, he had tears in his eyes.

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