Humorous Funny Love Poems

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“I don’t understand you.” She, with pandled lips and gaze forlorn,
While I, becrimbled, sought to straff my meaning, bonsting ever stronger....

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What’s a lovely girl like you doing in a dump like this.
I own it.
That course I took is working well.
Was that the diplomatic course.
It was,...

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she didn't have a face like thunder
it was more overcast
like when you don't know
whether to put your washing
out on the line...

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I thought to write you a love poem
and then thought, words need a 
little more – so I thought to paint
you a blossom...then thought, a
picture...

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lorna applebee is the name

her tale recurs always same

a phlebotomist and i

after twelve mai tai

elope a real bloody shame.
...

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Wonderworks
by Michael R. Burch

History’s
mysteries
abound
& astound,
found
(profound)
the whole earth ’round,
even if mostly
underground.


The Procrastinator’s Creed
by Michael R. Burch

It’s always, “Tomorrow, I’ll do it.”
Work? I eschew it.
I never collect...

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LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE V

Less Heroic Couplets: Word to the Unwise
by Michael R. Burch

I wanted to be good as gold,
but being good, as I’ve...

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I love you little one
more than mummy can say
so why my baby child
do you often make me pay?

You're so pure and tiny
yet so loud and...

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My Friend Joe

          "Good morning, Hello."
          ...

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*Image of Gender Gap by TLNT.

Parity Parody

I was just twenty, was young and healthy, and I said let's dance,
Turned to you Big Ben, said, first...

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Gaand ka dalya gaand ka dalya
Meri gaand ka dalya bana
Thora metha thora pani mila
Gaand ka dalya gaand ka dalya
Meri gaand ka dalya bana......

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I
I give thanks to The LORD six days a week. I forget which days I forget!

II
Little Jack Horner refused to sit in the corner: I...

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Small like a bird
Smart like a nerd
Shining like a beacon
Special like a penguin
Oh! She is sensational
She is humble, universal
And absolutely lyrical
Now everybody knows her name
Like...

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It’s the 14th of February
And I’m all by my lonesome self again.
Been searching on Tinder, Hinge and Bumble,
Hoping to find the love of my life,...

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Living on a little farm
In the Western NC Mountains
Means experiencing the cock-a-doodle-doo
The Moo-Moo-Moo, the meow and woof
And finally, the gobble-gobble

Each one of our barnyard residents
Find...

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