Spring Funny Poems
These Spring Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Spring. These are the best examples of Funny Spring poems written by international poets.
SPRING MADNESSSPRING FORWARD --> slipping & sliding ---> sneezING away ------))!!!
looming wet yellow haze : *SEVERE* outages : FUTURECAST
HiBeRnAtIoN Day! ; all ?|^devouring^|? (PM—AM) / gargantuan...
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dark, funny, society, spring,
Sing Spring
Scavenging squirrels search for acorns, scratching old stumps from trees.
Scampering up my sugar maple, they steal my bird feeder seeds.
Sleepy salamanders wake from...
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funny, butterfly, imagery, rainbow, seasons,
Holy Slime of SpringHoly Slime of Spring™
Seasonal Epic -- Limited Drop
A divine ooze imbued with chaotic Easter energy.
Hand-delivered by a suspiciously muscular bunny and sealed in a glitter...
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easter, funny, parody, satire,
Cat on a LeashIt was a perfect day, a sunny golden day.
I felt the gentle sweep of easy breezes,
the music of the wind.
It was my daily stroll around...
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animal, cat, cute, funny,
Why Grow UpThis question is often asked of me
“When are you going to grow up?”
My answer to that is “why grow up”
“I'd much rather stay a young...
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funny,
Hi-ChooHi-Choo
Early spring in Corinth and I’m bathing in a pollen shower as fuzzy green seedlings are whisked here and there in the blustery March breeze,...
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environment, funny, health, humor,
The A to Z of CountriesA is for Australia, full of weird beasts,
Where even the cute ones can bite you at least.
B is for Brazil, where football is life,
And people...
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appreciation, funny, games, history,
Bite My Tongue-N-CheekYou shouldn’t ‘ve said that, bite your tongue
You said I look old, but you know I’m still young
If ever a wiz a wiz there is...
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funny, forgiveness, giggle, humor, humorous,
I wasn't sure what it was he said but it meant a lot to meKEY:
A: An American Man
B: A British Man
*It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London,...
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funny, character, culture, drink, friendship,
The Arrogant EweA lamb-like ewe is strutting across the fields-
conceited Irishman is the vibe it yields....
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funny, ireland, light, spring,
Freddy FarkleFreddy Farkle, fumbling forecaster for Forestville,
friggin' fudged Friday forecast....fair?!
first florid felicitous, falling flurries followed,
froze flowers, foiled!
faraway farmhouse, furrowing farmland,
frigid fanny, furious, frustrated,
frumpy, frazzled!
furry forest friends...
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funny, 6th grade, 7th grade,
When Undies GoEasing the panties down off of a cutie
Provides a good view of her natural beauty
With delicate fabric then out of the way
That play field's clear...
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appreciation, beautiful, body, funny
Brain DrainI took a visit inside my brain today
To check what was happening
Its been a little sluggish of late
Like a cloudy day not a clear day...
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funny, humor, humorous,
Performer Behind the GlassEcho world behind the glass,
I make the same faces I did at twelve.
The grinning Cheshire Cat
with teeth like piano keys,
mendacious and coy
because viewing my...
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character, funny, humor, image,
Hand Me a Crepe, MyrtleAs the garden grows…
This one is For Sythia
Rose may not agree
She’s the one who...
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flower, fun, funny, garden,