Son Funny Poems
These Son Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Son. These are the best examples of Funny Son poems written by international poets.
My Blimp Is On The Fritz Again
My blimp is on the fritz again
The hovercraft just popped
I surely cannot take the car
That’s jacked up in the shop
The bus won’t come out to...
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funny, humorous, technology,
Im UNSUREMore pure than a lake of baptized sins
I just wanna get money and match my friends
She wash in Lake Minnetonka with a devilish...
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funny, africa, blessing, family, for
Unexpected ComingUnexpected Coming
By Mark D. Stucky
“Therefore you also be ready, for the Son of Man is coming at an hour you do not expect.” (Luke 12:40)
Nobody...
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culture, funny, humor, jesus,
More To Jack and JillJack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jack fell down,
And broke his crown,
And Jill came tumbling after.
We all know,
There’s more to go,
About...
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funny, poetry,
Chapter 11-- Damian Hakim: Cj and JuliusDate November 2019
Damian was glad to Be back home
Now he searched his room for anything
Out of place. He wanted the...
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absence, allusion, funny love,
Dress De FlorDress De Flor
Red Gladiolus
is the flower of August,
fashion fabulous.
A dressmakers dream?
Spaghetti stringed halter top,
and blouson waistline
Made of real flowers?
Fabrics wired to flare-up,
then crimped and...
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fashion, funny,
Curse of the Empty NestCURSE OF THE EMPTY NEST
No way imagine empty nest,
imagine, giving birth at thirty-five.
Plus fact I’d never even changed a diaper,
so mother-hood … just...
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funny, humorous, imagination, life,
FiFi is my name
Short for a title I can't rename
Fi is not a note
Two letters shorter than a mote
A fiddler from Finland
First son of...
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friend, funny,
EasterIn this commercial world we live in, ...
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funny, candy, god, love, remember,
KissA young child's first kiss will be with a puppy or a kitten,
as she gets older the kiss could be written.
A boy puts the first...
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funny, boy, cute, dad, fun,
The Pun Fun In Funeral With a Little Onion BreathIn prepping for a funeral
The family gathered in the hall
They sat there all mourning
Even though it was nightfall
He had eaten lots of vegetables
Yet, he...
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dark, funny, silly,
HappinessHelium fills the colorful balloons
And the party will be this afternoon
Party is fun for everyone
Plenty of great food and gifts for my son
Ice cream with...
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funny, birthday, family, food, fun,
HumilityYou have two great grandchildren
And a really great, great son
You’re probably wondering who that is
But I would be the one!
My humility is legendary
They’ll sing of...
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funny, humorous, son,
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funny, angel, beauty, flower, friend,
Who Is Jack SchittWHO IS JACK SCHITT?
The lineage is finally revealed.
Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says,
"You don't know Jack Schitt."
Now you can...
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funny,