Relationship Funny Poems

“Uncle Celery, Uncle Celery, is chopping all those veggies,”
my impish nieces and nephew who copycat my voice,
and other hand gestures or mannerisms known to me...

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The first time you kissed me, it was such a shock,
I literally saw time stop on the old kitchen clock.
But before you accuse me of...

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O, idle love that flows where meters clash,
Where sense and vigor do not well align;
For thou the bowl of sense do rudely smash,
For I, the...

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A sonnet and limerick once met
Romantically in tete-a-tete.
The sonnet had grace,
The limerick, no trace:
Make match of your muses, the net.
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You're my obsession, and that is true,
A vivid dream painted vividly, got me trippin' in my heart.
Your body, so elegant, stunning, and gracefully in every...

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Write on paper or computer,
my ink will run away.
Thoughts and feelings,
are set on fire to be told.
Maybe true or maybe false,
words will write the tale.

Write...

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Wicked Witch of the West always jealous
Her green skin couldn't be seen near the trellis.
    Cackling at Dorothy, you’re 
  ...

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Please leave your message after the tone, though I’ll probably never get back to you.

Paul- Phil here, can you drive a car with three wheels.
Paul-...

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Your love is a cake
Chocolate with whipped icing
Gluttonous-I am
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    Pickles in tea
      black beans with cheese
    Surely no way to
  ...

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I'm done 
with all your
dirty rotten lies

thanks
for the loan


...

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There was a carney, I knew as Larry.
He lived with a knife thrower, named Sherry.
Sherry loved her yellow canary,
and trusted its care while gone to...

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What’s a lovely girl like you doing in a dump like this.
I own it.
That course I took is working well.
Was that the diplomatic course.
It was,...

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        exult, newlyweds 

     you're truly invincible ~

   aaarrrgghh! toilet seat's wet...

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Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me 
Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one & call me incessantly

I met...

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