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Philosophy Funny Poems

These Philosophy Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Philosophy. These are the best examples of Funny Philosophy poems written by international poets.


Premium Member There Ain't No Double Trouble
A feller I met, with a twinkle in his eye 
Quite the enigma, you see,
Said, "I ain't got no dough, not a single penny!"
Said he,...

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Categories: funny, identity, philosophy, psychological,



Premium Member Existence Explained
the universe exists
to give humans a backstory
- no humans, no universe
it’s all heads
in the shape of our heads

history could be made up
and I know people...

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Categories: funny, creation, fun, history, humanity,

White Noise Blues
(after the novel)

I don’t care about fashion
I just try to keep warm
I’ve heard all about passion
Sounds like a great big storm
I stay out of the...

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Categories: funny, america, anxiety, confusion, fantasy,

Serendipity the Second
He caught his bus to Barnsley
Thinking he’d be there soon
But the driver took a wrong turn
And they landed on the moon

Where the King of the...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, humor, philosophy,

Questions We Passed Over
I
If silence is golden, can it be damaged?

II
If silence is good for us, why break it?...

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© Anil Deo  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: analogy, deep, funny, meaningful,



Ashtray's Mistakes
--Ashtray's Mistakes--


Prehistoric defibrillating battlegrounds. The memorial, obviously unpleasant.

Entrapped in the know how, detrimental reimbursement.

Sundried; like the corpse of a moon bridge, fading away.

Tinfoil hats do...

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© Mr Pickles  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, anger, freedom, how i

Premium Member The Mirror of Stupidity
People love to believe stupid things. Some of us find it hard to believe stupid things and laugh at those who do, until someone laughs...

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Categories: education, faith, funny, humor,

Premium Member Vjckie Said It
Remember I know you,
you're not innocent,
you're not returning back to innocence.

Even with dirt on your hands,
a bad seed doesn't grow anything,
a rotten tomato will never...

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Categories: character, funny, how i

What You Say To a Cat What a Cat Thinks
What you say to a cat what a cat thinks

I want to lick everything you look at everything there’s nothing over there for you that’s...

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Categories: funny, adventure, allegory, angst, animal,

Premium Member People Vs Angels
"Be An Angel and Be Kind"  By Poet~Philosophy Statement 
 

People come and go
Angels will always help you
My friend my angel
 


Date Written: 10/29/2021

7...

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Categories: funny, angel, friend, love, people,

Premium Member Cool Calm Chaos
COOL CALM CHAOS

           Eager egrets hopping on mossy glossy grass of desert
   ...

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Categories: 7th grade, confusion, funny,

Trash Talking At It's Finest
The continued story of this poet
Haters r going to be mad that I even wrote it
Here is where I give u "The Business"
Like a lightning...

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Categories: funny, anger, art, confidence, conflict,

Seeds Deservedly Dealt
'Foggy' location seeds were from, curiosity won
Five months later, wanderer from roof tall trellis hung
Violet globe pods were bitter but oddly addictive
Several dozen daily dose,...

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Categories: funny, adventure, age, conflict, culture,

Premium Member Deep Thoughts Not By Jack Handy
I suppose it wouldn't be that bad to star in a cheesy tv show if the show was about cheese.

Careful what you order in the...

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Categories: food, funny, humor, humorous,

Window Sill
Damn the window sill
It's never needed
It's filled with arze
most times impeded

And rubbed for dust
in times gone fleeted
For lost time served
in sense depleted...

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Categories: analogy, funny, giggle, hilarious,


Book: Shattered Sighs