Metaphor Funny Poems
These Metaphor Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Metaphor. These are the best examples of Funny Metaphor poems written by international poets.
Clucking HypocrisyChickens aim so high.
Aha! That's what I thought too,
When I hear you cluck....
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funny, humorous, metaphor, onomatopoeia,
Shingles doesn't careThere's a tv commercial with a metaphor,
that some of us may have heard before,
"shingles doesn't care".
If one rolls the virus dice rsv and covid
aren't very...
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funny, health,
Fast Food
I have a box that I keep locked
In my bag
Pockets deeper than six feet
My friend Andrew died
But he still helps me pay for things
Jack let...
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food, funny, metaphor, money,
On PointPith is pithier than pithy
-it’s not a question of if.
You know atoms are tiny
when you get at ‘em.
Sometimes they’re the point.
Meanings have layers
like lasagna.
Two or...
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funny, 12th grade, allusion, body,
I'm Writing This Before You Get the Chance - Cat Sat on Mat
Inspired by a dear friend - iykyk
In a land where camels stitched their dreams,
With needles sharp and lofty seams.
A tailor's shop like desert wide,
Where humps...
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extended metaphor, funny,
Artful DiscordA picturesque portrait
tightly embraced with golden grace
in the aisles of the orchard
torturing watercolors vividly displayed
Now how do we interpret
all these riddling shades of grey
so silently...
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art, funny, metaphor, perspective,
A Liar Being LiedA liar was
Lying on the road
And being lied
By some professional liars.
May 9/2023
By Alfonso Warally Ngengethe
Mussabwa Chris...
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12th grade, angst, funny,
A StageWhat, I cannot say,
A feeling something's wonkey.
Like mucking muddy sand at the bottom of the ocean,
Beneath acrobatic, trapeze artist monkeys.
What can be said,
About the snorkeling...
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funny, humor, humorous, metaphor,
Sicknesses In ActionBp is up
Tb is breaking
Asthma closes up ?
Ebola is exterminating
HIV is viral
Cancer is cutting
Diabete is destroying
Corona is crushing
Malaria...
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funny, 12th grade, death, feelings,
Will I Find Lovewill i ever find a love?
a love my father failed of thought
a mother's love i never got.
a love with abundant craziness with right...
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care, fate, funny love,
Aspiring Alliteration Completed 2-28-23All answers affect aspirations
By belittling bygone barbarizations
Constantly criticizing correlations
Defined dumbfounded dictations
Edicts evaporate everyone's expectations
Foregone frustrations failed flirtations
Gone great grace giving generations
Harmonies have harmonious hesitations
Impotence influences...
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funny, art, beautiful, creation, extended
Rock OnDon’t take for granite who you are
Just be a little boulder
Remember that you’re made of stars
And someday when you’re older
You may be a marble statue
That...
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funny, metaphor, nature,
Sleepy EyeThere's sleep in my eye
I see it nod
I won't look right at it
I know it's a stodd
I can't tell what's bored it
I know it's a...
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extended metaphor, funny, giggle,
Wait HereHere's a long wait
Here's the pause
Here's a poem from me
Here's the cause
Hope you like it now
Hope you like it later
Hope your read it further
When it's...
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assonance, extended metaphor, funny,
The Twist of LoveWhen i twist to the right i turn
When i twist to the left i return
Blows of love twist
I dance and feast
It's my style and turn...
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fun, funny love, metaphor,