January Funny Poems
These January Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about January. These are the best examples of Funny January poems written by international poets.
Coin-Operated DespairThe vending machine, though filled to the brim
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim
out of order it reads, my heart does...
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candy, cry, emotions, funny,
Vacationing RayThere once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay
*I...
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fun, funny, humor, humorous,
Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....
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funny, feelings, food, how i
Zodiac Goth
All
True
Goths
Covet
Lace
Vampires
Lightning
Spiders
Coffins
And
Poetry
*I wrote this poem on January 8, 2024, as part of a ’30 days of poetry’ January challenge. This was day 8 and the prompt...
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funny, dark, gothic, how i
If You're Ever in CreweThere was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...
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funny, cute, fun, giggle, humorous,
Bigoted PeopleBigoted people, doing funny things
Like waiting for a cow to lay an egg
From dusk till dawn, like moods, they swing
Through back and...
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funny, humorous,
Class ClownI’m going to be a class clown.
That’s my New Year’s resolution.
I’m going to be silly.
Even the quiet people will laugh!
I’m determined to make that...
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age, funny, new year,
Four CafesI was off for my vacation. After a long flight and drive, I reached my cozy apartment. Stars like diamonds filled the cold January night....
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funny, drink, food, january, sun,
The Fun LetterLove, I'm writing this letter on Monday,
So I can mail it on Tuesday,
And you'll receive it on Wednesday,
So you can make your response on...
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funny, fun,
BrouhahaThe reunion that caused all of the zany brouhaha
From a family kerfuffle with one humorless raw flaw
It all went down quite swiftly, in a quick...
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family, funny,
Solidarity In FingersInside woolly mittens, they kept each other warm
From frigid, chilly temperatures amidst a winter storm
They huddled up together, these friendly fingers four
Until they heard, "Hey!...
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funny, winter,
The Fiddler and the FrogOne evening some folks came around
To hear Irish fiddler, renowned-
Play magical strings
That acted like springs-
And sprung all to dance to the sound.
So grand, it soon...
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dance, funny, music,
TattersEyes, silent and soft, a whisper
Falling across so many hearts,
Breathing in affections, singing
Caresses, messages…
Yet filled with melancholy
Doubt and despair, darkness
In clouds of regret, without the
Sparkle...
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funny, death, feelings, lonely, lost
A Poetic BirdSmall like a bird
Smart like a nerd
Shining like a beacon
Special like a penguin
Oh! She is sensational
She is humble, universal
And absolutely lyrical
Now everybody knows her name
Like...
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funny, blessing, emotions, environment, fantasy,
GloriaA well-known stud in Peoria
Brought lots of women euphoria
But married rather well,
After casting his spell
A gal he fondly called Gloria.
Written January 27, 2022...
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funny, humor,