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Home Funny Poems

These Home Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Home. These are the best examples of Funny Home poems written by international poets.


Premium Member A Hooked Fish
Nervous I sat,
waiting to be called.
I wasn’t sure what it was he said,
but it meant a lot to me.
Then I realized,
he was not talking to...

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Categories: funny, me, scary, spoken word,



Premium Member They Gathered Outside My House
They gathered outside- I'm alone,
and at my back window, I groan!
I think- what is this
my hubby will miss?
Then, quickly I reach for my phone!

"We're being...

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Categories: emotions, fate, funny, metaphor,

Premium Member Dogs Picture Prompt
Come on guys I really need to go.
My inside are about to blow,
This line is way too long,
No time to sing a song.
I am filled...

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Categories: funny, giggle, song, time, uplifting,

Premium Member Love
"One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life. The word is love." Sophocles, Greek Poet 

How is the tender word love...

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Categories: funny, cry, day, family, food,

Premium Member Tangerine Sunsets
I love the end of the day,
when the sun want to climb into bed.
The moon will be rising soon,
showing off it's big bright face.

 

The...

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Categories: funny, day, flower, goodbye, love,



Premium Member Dadella DeVil
(To be sung to the tune of "Cruella DeVil from Disney's 101 Dalmations)

Dadella DeVil, Dadella DeVil
If he don't make you laugh, no funny thing will
I...

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Categories: dad, funny, memory,

Premium Member Book Hobby
Quote By Poet: "Don't Let Books or Poems Become A Thing Of The Past."

A bookstore I can not pass up,
I need a new book I...

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Categories: funny, bird, humor, kid, poets,

Premium Member Zinnia
Quote By Poet "The faces of pretty flowers will brighten anyone's day."

Here in a lovely garden we sit,
growing very close-knit.
Our faces of pretty color,
are bigger...

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Categories: funny, flower, garden, giggle, hello,

To Nallum in Your Glist
TO NALLUM IN YOUR GLIST


“I don’t understand you.” She, with pandled lips and gaze forlorn,
While I, becrimbled, sought to straff my meaning, bonsting ever stronger....

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Categories: boyfriend, desire, devotion, funny

Premium Member LIFE
Life with it's ups and down's
I love you day and night
Family and friends make
Every moment extra special...

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Categories: funny, day, family, friend, love,

Premium Member Yesterday
By Poet  "I do not know where the time goes. It just goes running away."

Yesterday when
Everyone was kind
Smiles were on all
The faces both young and...

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Categories: funny, books, day, happy, joy,

Premium Member That Was Then, This Is Now
I love hearing stories,
stories from my grandparents.
They love to tell stories,
stories from many years ago.
Grandma tells about bread,
when black showed up they would cut if off.
Then...

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Categories: funny, blue, child, food, grandparents,

Premium Member Hobble Hobble Hobble
				Hobble Hobble Hobble

Absolutely no pressure on that knee for 6 weeks.
They gave me crutches 
Hobble, hobble, hobble. to the door.
Husband waiting for me, 
luckily.
I woke...

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Categories: funny, anxiety, courage, for him,

The tale of the whistling sock
Asleep in the bottom drawer
A place I now call home
I hear a voice call my name
"Sockie, Sockie" where are you 

I am here
I seem to...

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© Raki Lyon  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor,

Her Adamant Face
Adamant Face
My mother used to say with an adamant face, "There is a place for everything and for everything a place!”
My goodness, this house is...

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Categories: funny, childhood, family, fun, my


Book: Reflection on the Important Things