Funeral Funny Poems
These Funeral Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Funeral. These are the best examples of Funny Funeral poems written by international poets.
Here come the graveyard groupiesLook out you might see them,
scuttling down your street,
patting the neighbour’s dog,
nodding to people they meet.
They lurk on hospital corridors,
wearing their black shiny shoes,
then...
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death, funeral, funny,
Satirical Journal Entry 1 Attempting Suicide: Just The BeginningSatirical Journal Entry #1
Attempting Suicide:
Just The Beginning!
If I killed myself today would anyone notice? Would anyone be at my
funeral?
If so, would they come just...
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funeral, funny, humor, satire,
To Whom It May ConcernTo whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.
I scarcely can recall
A time more I...
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death, eulogy, funeral, funny,
Gentle Jim
Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill
Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...
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crazy, death, funeral, funny,
My Pretty Colorful Rose BouquetThe yellow rose is filled with sunshine and joy,
she says welcome back or good luck.
The red rose tells a story of...
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funny, blue, green, happy, love,
The Pun Fun In Funeral With a Little Onion BreathIn prepping for a funeral
The family gathered in the hall
They sat there all mourning
Even though it was nightfall
He had eaten lots of vegetables
Yet, he...
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dark, funny, silly,
White Noise Blues(after the novel)
I don’t care about fashion
I just try to keep warm
I’ve heard all about passion
Sounds like a great big storm
I stay out of the...
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funny, america, anxiety, confusion, fantasy,
The Queen's Long Journey "she carved her own road . . . "
...
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funny,
Rest In PeaceI think all poets
know the refrain:
“May he rest in peace...”
The blessed phrase,
Known to every card
writer; to every jingle
reciter – even Clay, the
Fighter, quite The...
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fun, funny, humor, humorous,
What a TripFor my very special birthday, ...
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funny, friend, humor, travel, uplifting,
A Comic's Final Joke - During the Covid PandemicWritten by Gail DeBole
On December 8, 2021
Before his fans entered the funeral’s door
They all read a sign that they couldn’t ignore.
The sign listed rules to...
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death, funny, humor, humorous,
Uncle AlbertHe was always known to everyone as Uncle Albert,
He used to sign all my birthday cards as Uncle Albert,
He used to turn around when I...
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funny, dark, death, family, fun,
My Magical GardenIn my magical garden, ...
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funny, flower, funeral, garden, love,
Upon My Two KneesGosh-o-Roonies, said the Moonies,
Drag you out into the boonies
Watch you be cut up by loonies
Feed you to the starving goonies....
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death, funeral, funny, humor,
Embellishing - 2nd HalfThis is, as indicated, the 2nd HALF of this fairly lengthy poem. Due to Poetry Soup's file-size limitations, this piece had to be posted in...
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funny, car, humor,