Child Funny Poems
These Child Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Child. These are the best examples of Funny Child poems written by international poets.
Naps
Stretched out,
On a daycare cot.
Told to take a nap,
...
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brother, child, funny, kindergarten,
That Was Then, This Is Now
I love hearing stories,
stories from my grandparents.
They love to tell stories,
stories from many years ago.
Grandma tells about bread,
when black showed up they would cut if off.
Then...
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funny, blue, child, food, grandparents,
Her Adamant FaceAdamant Face
My mother used to say with an adamant face, "There is a place for everything and for everything a place!”
My goodness, this house is...
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funny, childhood, family, fun, my
Blame
Quote: A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else. By John Burroughs
Life has many ups...
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funny, child, hurt, life, people,
VoyageBy Poet: "A blue carpet as far as we can see. My child I call it an Ocean."
I could not stay,
just needed to run away.
Being...
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funny, blue, day, goodbye, happy,
Thunder
I will roar,
I am not a bore.
My loud sound may put you on the floor,
or hiding behind a door.
They tell children I am angels bowling,
no...
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funny, angel, child, fun, rain,
BLACK AND WHITE
A lonely young girl,
dreams each night for a doggy.
A new furry friend to hold tight,
a new friend to play with.
Someone to love,
someone to care for.
One...
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funny, child, friend, heaven, love,
Power To Change Just One Thing
For some this is funny,
for others it is dead serious.
This may not be earth shattering to you,
but for many it is.
Why have most bathrooms taken...
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funny, baby, child, emotions, feelings,
Guess Who
Who was a family show singer,
when her young daughter tried to be a dead ringer.
He brought her to life,
then she became his wife.
Her...
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funny, child, color, dance, family,
Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...
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funny, animal, child, dad, easter,
RamblingQuote By Poet "Time is a funny thing. It is here, it is gone.
Never to be found again."
As l get older,
I find the same...
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funny, baby, day, kid, mom,
HUMOR LAUGH SO HARD I CRIED AND PEEDHumor laugh so hard I cry-aloud
Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed
just like an toddler child
2/13/24
Written words by James Edward Lee...
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funny, analogy, anxiety, character, cry,
Imagination
My mind sets in motion,
words that will come alive.
Creativity needs to be added,
then mix imagination with creativity.
Coming alive within...
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funny, adventure, age, emotions, feelings,
White Fluffy Snow Nursery Rhyme
Look at all the white fluffy snow,
I see Birdie the old black crow.
Mommy can I go out and play,
yes but a coat and hat on...
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funny, child, chocolate, dance, fun,
ToddlerThere’s glue in my plug sockets
Chewed pasta in my pockets
Lollipops always stuck under my shelf
Oh my love, you are a naughty little elf
Crayons and paint...
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child, childhood, funny,