Freezer Poems - Poems about Freezer

Let me tell you of my friend Wheezer Spent all day just trying to please her When she strung him along He felt something was wrong Now she keeps his nads in the freezer...

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The freezer. It could be icy. Slippery. There was once a pint of ice cream. I ate my last bite. There is something under the floorboards. Just ideas. Or spiders. A note from the last residents. We all have these weird ideas. I was worried the chandelier would fall on me. I was worried. The sink is not clogged, it...

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In case you don’t remember them they came from outer space They were to be the first beginnings of the human race But when they crashed they came down in a stark and frigid place Antarctic ice interred them and they vanished without trace The dinosaurs, the mammoths and the dodo came and went Before an excavator driver went where...

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[Continued from ‘Terror Bugs: Part 1 - A Freezer Mice Adventure’] __________ Three man sized ‘mice’ and Stanley Dann stood gawping at the screens Churchill muttered, “I don’t want to tell you what this means.” Crocket shook his head and said, “I can’t believe they’re here, And Cody said, “We thought they’d burned up in your atmosphere.’ Stanley Dann observed his...

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[Continued from ‘Terror Bugs: Part 2 - A Freezer Mice Adventure’] __________ London’s streets resembled an al fresco mausoleum They tracked a trail of body parts which led to a museum A thousand Terror Bugs were massed, in silence, looking in Until they sensed the Freezer Mice and wailed an awful din As though of conjoined mind the beasts turned...

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[Continued from ‘Terror Bugs: Part 3 - A Freezer Mice Adventure’] __________ The Terror Bugs pursued them through the skies toward the river Cody flew just fast enough but still he felt a shiver “Any slower and we’ll stall and crash on London Town It’s time to find out if the Mayor has shut the tunnel down.” Cody steered the spacecraft...

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[Continued from ‘Terror Bugs: Part 4 - A Freezer Mice Adventure’] __________ A water cannon screeched around the corner on two wheels Four and twenty Terror Bugs were nipping at its heels Their acid blistered paint work but it barely harmed the steel For this was high grade stainless steel and Stan was at the wheel He pulled up by the...

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[Continued from ‘Terror Bugs: Part 5 - A Freezer Mice Adventure’] __________ Epilogue The spaceship’s crew - three man size shrews - paced slowly fore to aft Stanley’s mum said, “Sorry for your poor forsaken craft. Surely we could cleanse it of the carnage and the gore I have access to vinegar, the white kind, and much more.” Churchill said,...

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I manifested you through daydreams. You thought of me too, I’d later learn, But still I wonder in what colors. Once you mentioned writing together, A chance encounter, At arm’s length like you always held me. Drunk enough to love unconditionally, briefly. I see you still seventeen. Dancing queen of his own party, Who’d have his shandy and drink it too. Kitchen fridge cool...

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Those primeval skies, no man ever knew Ignited, as one massive boulder burst through Hollow inside, creatures not unlike mice Strapped themselves in as they plunged into ice Instantly boiled then instantly frozen None were to question the planet they'd chosen An epoch asleep in an Antarctic crater They wake in the hand of a land excavator   Wires in their heads which meant...

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Continued from FREEZER MICE The cat had travelled straight from hell, a hell beyond the stars The cat that theories claim once levied genocide on Mars She now seeks vengeance on descendants of the primal shrew Whoever knew that humble shrew would lead to me and you Her journey had begun before the rock that killed the lizards The prehistoric shrew...

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Continued from ‘CATONITA STRIKES - PART ONE’ A Freezer Mice adventure When no-one was around they did the finger-clicking thing And grew to human size in time for what the day might bring Their guns were charged and ready and with sliders set to ‘KILL’ But Cody had a plan that needed finger-clicking skill They took the car and made for where...

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Two days have gone by and no new poems What's happening to this silly old geezer Am I having one of those damn writer's blocks Those famous deadly brain freezers Surely there's a bunch more stuff inside It just isn't making itself known Usually I'm a very patient old son of a gun Hope this old mind hasn't blown All those poems I...

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My guest said “I’ll throw this into the freezer for you”. “No you won’t,” I replied. “Why not?” “Open the freezer.” She did so and laughed. “That’s Joe’s territory. Let him take care of it. Yesterday I could not find my ice cream bars. I told Joe we were out. He began rummaging through the freezer And brought out five boxes of them. Whereas I...

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there is no breathing allowed i am now dead she is now gone familiarity is now a pungent puke provider there are no heartbeats allowed i am now dead she is now gone normalcy is now a free bleeder on some bright carpet there is no life allowed i am now dead she is now gone change is now the cum stains that smells like left...

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