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Once upon a time, Lucy useless Would eat breath mints Even though she had no teeth Lucy juicy Dance watusi Eats watermelons because they're juicy She don't like broccoli Drinks hot chocolate Shallows properly Even though she had no teeth She would still eat Blazen hot...Read the rest...

grabbed my dixie cup buzzing my cabins window .. a horse fly...Read the rest...

Gargle with jelly Said my little nephew lenny While making car noises Watching the Tele Wanted to try it but he wouldn't let me So I got a big stick and poked his fat belly...Read the rest...

If you want things to go really well with Mom, tell her first thing in the morning, "I'm not going to school until you get me a beer."...Read the rest...

You're a little piggy Thick and round and stout Little curly tail Little piggy snout. Miggy you're my piggy My pink flower bud Always getting dirty Rolling in the mud. You're a pretty piggy With a bow on top Snorting in the pigsty Gobble down the...Read the rest...

They call me the Boogie Man They call me the Boogie Man...cause, that's my name I'll always be around to drive your kids insane Nobody wants to have what I got When I get sick, man I'm covered in...Read the rest...

Seven, Eight There was a young boy from North Devon, Looked proud, for he could count up to seven. With a hearty well done, I told him, that’s great, But chuckled to myself, cos, I can count up to...Read the rest...

surrounded by ones like me, I've been with them from creation, So I guess they are family. Sometimes we are jostled around, our bodies knocking into eachother. We all share the same slender frame, covering our lead core. One change...Read the rest...

Echelon; let’s take a quick stop at my favorite restaurant. I feel a little funny. I need food in my tummy. I have not much money, but my tummy is empty. Waiter, get me some...Read the rest...

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a Bear, but Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, so really, if Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, he wasn't Fuzzy woz he....Read the rest...

Dandelion Wishes I picked a little dandelion And held it ‘neath my chin. I crossed my toes, Then closed my eyes And I began to spin. I jumped around, Spit on the ground Then did a little dance. I wish there was a better...Read the rest...

Change I had to change the diaper On my little sis today, Everyone else was busy And the smell wouldn’t go away. Her diaper sure was soggy. Inside it was a mess! I gagged then almost vomited. I felt in such distress. But when...Read the rest...

Animals On The Loose. Dad there's monkeys on my trampoline and lions in my tree There's a crocodile in our garden pond, dad come, come and see. A hippo and a rhino in the garden shed A zebra laying...Read the rest...

A noun It stands on solid ground And may not want to fool around With a verb who’d need to prove That it could rouse it, make it move. An adjective might think it best To decorate it, get it dressed. And...Read the rest...

The Escape A man coming home from work saw a shadow like a figure leaning against an olive tree it was Death, polishing his hoof and sharpening his scythe. The man said no, not me...Read the rest...