Fatso Poems - Poems about Fatso

Never Sit on a Cat

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  The little old man was so blooming fat
  That he couldn’t even see where he sat
     But once he sat down
     His ear to the ground
  He heard a growl ~ from a hungry bobcat



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Santa Gone Bad

...It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran off with my spouse.
That fatso stole everything that I had.
I was shocked because Santa went bad...

Six Wives of Henry

...Bessie Blount, lady-in-waiting, gave him a bastard son.
Catherine was first true wife, who birthed his daughter.

Anne Boleyn, lady-in-waiting, caused king to divorce.
The king want...

Bd For Hj

...Eighty-five today only fifteen to go
Told Mom when I reach 100 I'd put on a show
Dance a ballet
In tights so sexy
Exciting young fillies watching Sir Fatso...

Wild Turkey

...In November I'll keep a low profile
Humans kill my kind so I must use guile
If I gobble to a mate
I'll be on a dinner plate
I detest living this muted lifestyle

I am a North American Wild Turk...

Fatso

...They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.

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Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick...

Your Children Are Listening

...It is never fun to be the new kid.
If you are exude too much fun, you are labelled weird.
If you get excited and loud, the others say you are “pushy”.
You dress differently? You are strange, not t...

Fatso

...FATSO

We all look in the mirror just don't bend over
 It's the over the shoulder boulder holder
 Richard Simmons screams put down that cup of coffee
 Then sit in traffic while eating your bag o...

Green Hops

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Green Hops.


Green grasshopper on the shamrock,
Lands on lumpy lady fatty's frock,
Rollicking on Patrick's day,
Whole night she had planned to stay,
Stumbled badly in a squeaky ...

The Traffic Stop

...The Traffic Stop

By Elton Camp

Dewey was late in his doughnut truck
While speeding, why what the luck

He saw the flashing of a blue light
And a siren—such a scary sight

Dewey pulled to the should...

Fatso Cops It Sweet

...Fatso

Greedy fatso, super rich,
Fat miners and some lunatics,
Tumor on brain seems to be,
Another treasure a certainty,
Are you following this pitch,
He he…

Imported workers, paid $1000 ...

Brainwashing

...Brainwashing

Brainwashing is a flowing,
 right there on your TV,
Oh they sell life insurance to 20 year old’s,  
or guys like you an me,
Brainwashing sure is flowing,
 and the lies won’t ...

Integrity

...Integrity

I suppose you think it’s all worthwhile,
To crawl to the rich, if that’s your style,
To swing your vote, left, right and center,
On a whim, just hit enter.
Just a touch of bile,...

So That's What It's Called

...So That’s What It’s Called

By Elton Camp

The English language continues to grow
Now there’s one for when pants overflow
“Muffin top” has become a new addition
To describe a most deplorable c...

Private Slocum Gets a Scare

...Private Slocum Gets a Scare

By Elton Camp

It was the day of the big parade.
Private Slocum felt he had it made.
He had an easy job that seemed cool.
Answer the phone at the motor pool.

It...

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