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Fatso Poems - Poems about Fatso

Premium Member Never Sit on a Cat
... The little old man was so blooming fat That he couldn’t even see where he sat But once he sat down His ear to the ground He heard a growl ~ from a hungry bobcat _______......

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Categories: fatso, animal, cry, food, sad,
Form: Limerick
Santa Gone Bad
...It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran off with my spouse. That fatso stole everything that I had. I was shocked because Santa went bad......

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Categories: fatso, christmas, holiday, humor, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Six Wives of Henry
...Bessie Blount, lady-in-waiting, gave him a bastard son. Catherine was first true wife, who birthed his daughter. Anne Boleyn, lady-in-waiting, caused king to divorce. The king want......

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Categories: fatso, angst, women,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Bd For Hj
...Eighty-five today only fifteen to go Told Mom when I reach 100 I'd put on a show Dance a ballet In tights so sexy Exciting young fillies watching Sir Fatso......

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Categories: fatso, celebration,
Form: Limerick
Wild Turkey
...In November I'll keep a low profile Humans kill my kind so I must use guile If I gobble to a mate I'll be on a dinner plate I detest living this muted lifestyle I am a North American Wild Turk......

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Categories: fatso, thanksgiving, tribute,
Form: Personification



Fatso
...They said how she ate was absurd; A "Fatso", they called her she heard, And ever since then That poor, baby wren Just pecked at her food like a bird. 8.31.18 Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick......

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Categories: fatso, bird, food, funny,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Your Children Are Listening
...It is never fun to be the new kid. If you are exude too much fun, you are labelled weird. If you get excited and loud, the others say you are “pushy”. You dress differently? You are strange, not t......

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Categories: fatso, abuse, feelings, racism,
Form: Free verse
Fatso
...FATSO We all look in the mirror just don't bend over It's the over the shoulder boulder holder Richard Simmons screams put down that cup of coffee Then sit in traffic while eating your bag o......

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Categories: fatso, bangla, beach, beautiful, beauty,
Form: Free verse
Green Hops
... Green Hops. Green grasshopper on the shamrock, Lands on lumpy lady fatty's frock, Rollicking on Patrick's day, Whole night she had planned to stay, Stumbled badly in a squeaky ......

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Categories: fatso, fun, giggle, humor,
Form: Limerick
The Traffic Stop
...The Traffic Stop By Elton Camp Dewey was late in his doughnut truck While speeding, why what the luck He saw the flashing of a blue light And a siren—such a scary sight Dewey pulled to the should......

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Categories: fatso, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Fatso Cops It Sweet
...Fatso Greedy fatso, super rich, Fat miners and some lunatics, Tumor on brain seems to be, Another treasure a certainty, Are you following this pitch, He he… Imported workers, paid $1000 ......

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Categories: fatso, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Brainwashing
...Brainwashing Brainwashing is a flowing, right there on your TV, Oh they sell life insurance to 20 year old’s, or guys like you an me, Brainwashing sure is flowing, and the lies won’t ......

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Categories: fatso, adventure,
Form: Ballad
Integrity
...Integrity I suppose you think it’s all worthwhile, To crawl to the rich, if that’s your style, To swing your vote, left, right and center, On a whim, just hit enter. Just a touch of bile,......

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Categories: fatso, adventure, integrity,
Form: Ballad
So That's What It's Called
...So That’s What It’s Called By Elton Camp The English language continues to grow Now there’s one for when pants overflow “Muffin top” has become a new addition To describe a most deplorable c......

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Categories: fatso, funny
Form: Rhyme
Private Slocum Gets a Scare
...Private Slocum Gets a Scare By Elton Camp It was the day of the big parade. Private Slocum felt he had it made. He had an easy job that seemed cool. Answer the phone at the motor pool. It......

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Categories: fatso, funnyvoice, voice,
Form: Rhyme

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