Best Fatso Poems

They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a...

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FATSO

We all look in the mirror just don't bend over
 It's the over the shoulder boulder holder
 Richard Simmons screams put down that cup of...

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Fatso

Greedy fatso, super rich,
Fat miners and some lunatics,
Tumor on brain seems to be,
Another treasure a certainty,
Are you following this pitch,
He he…

Imported workers, paid $1000 less,
A...

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Brainwashing

Brainwashing is a flowing,
 right there on your TV,
Oh they sell life insurance to 20 year old’s,  
or guys like you an me,
Brainwashing sure...

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I am small
and gaining WEIGHT
from the chips that I had ATE
Just around the BEND(I can barely do that,FRIEND)
Gut around the MIDDLE while my nephew tells...

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Green Hops.


Green grasshopper on the shamrock,
Lands on lumpy lady fatty's frock,
Rollicking on Patrick's day,
Whole night she had planned to stay,
Stumbled badly in a squeaky shock.


Hubzy...

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In November I'll keep a low profile
Humans kill my kind so I must use guile
If I gobble to a mate
I'll be on a dinner plate
I...

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The Traffic Stop

By Elton Camp

Dewey was late in his doughnut truck
While speeding, why what the luck

He saw the flashing of a blue light
And a siren—such...

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Integrity

I suppose you think it’s all worthwhile,
To crawl to the rich, if that’s your style,
To swing your vote, left, right and center,
On a whim, just...

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I lie in bed making up stories 
trying to figure reality
like the center of everything 
listened to by the radio
i strategise with my...

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Private Slocum Gets a Scare

By Elton Camp

It was the day of the big parade.
Private Slocum felt he had it made.
He had an easy job that...

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So That’s What It’s Called

By Elton Camp

The English language continues to grow
Now there’s one for when pants overflow
“Muffin top” has become a new addition
To describe...

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When Santa Claus came down my chimney, I thought he was a robber.
I grabbed my baseball bat and old Saint Nick got clobbered.
Santa had some...

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It is never fun to be the new kid.
If you are exude too much fun, you are labelled weird.
If you get excited and loud, the...

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It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran off with my spouse.
That fatso stole...

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