Best Fatso Poems

They said how she ate was absurd;
A "Fatso", they called her she heard,
And ever since then
That poor, baby wren
Just pecked at her food like a bird.

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Contest: Any Animal or Creature Limerick...

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FATSO

We all look in the mirror just don't bend over
 It's the over the shoulder boulder holder
 Richard Simmons screams put down that cup of coffee
 Then sit in traffic while eating your bag of toffee
 Sweet delights down at the public zoo for you
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Fatso

Greedy fatso, super rich,
Fat miners and some lunatics,
Tumor on brain seems to be,
Another treasure a certainty,
Are you following this pitch,
He he…

Imported workers, paid $1000 less,
A week for their distress,
To take the wage of Aussies sweet,
Like scabs of old, low moral feat,
The blackballed certainly,
Computer has the...

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