Funny Farm Poems
These Funny Farm poems are examples of Farm poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Farm Funny poems written by international poets.
funny farm or loony binFunny farm or loony bin?
Depends what kind of mood I’m in
Mad house increases my lunacy
I take my pills and watch tv
Fall asleep, don’t care if...
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Categories:
farm, how i feel,
Mother And The HenhouseMother let out a sneeze in the henhouse again
Out of every opening flew a squawking hen
From the drama
Came my mama
Basket of eggs feathers in hair...
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Categories:
farm, mother, nostalgia,
A CAT NAMED STEVEOld Steve was a marvelous kitty
But what happened to Steve was a pity
He was born in a barn
On a twelve-acre farm
His career was chasing the...
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farm, 10th grade, animal, cat,
Jack FilesNibbling carrots strung from sticks
Jacks Hee Haw is heard for miles
He often shows off all his tricks
When he does there's lots of smiles.
These are the...
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6th grade, farm, funny,
Chicken -- after Harry NilssonMe and my chicken
Won't take a lickin'
Whenever he crows
Everyone knows it's
Me and my chicken.
Me and my chicken
Our hearts are tickin'
Cluckin' and pickin'
Here in the...
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animal, farm, friendship, funny,
The Spider Rode The Horsethe spider rode the horse
the horse he rode as a rider
the cow had wondered how
the sheep was still asleep
the worm then rode the horse
the horse...
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Categories:
farm, animal, fun, funny, humorous,
Scary to LarryThere once was a farmer named Larry
With a hundred cows at his dairy
Larry did his best
Hired help for the rest
Milking that many cows was scary
...
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farm, funny, humor, life,
Rear View AirAs soon as we got to the county fair
The country odor got through my nose hair
Coz above some milk pails
We encountered cow tails
Which filled our...
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animal, farm, funny,
Muddy And WetMy first sleepover
was when I was almost eight,
camping with my friend.
Our tent wasn't store-bought,
just a tarp wrapped around some
stacked-up bails of straw.
We lived on a...
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Categories:
adventure, farm, friend, funny,
The Great Cow RevoltI am a cow
Of course most of you reading this are also cows
But I have heard a rumor that those creatures
Who walk on two...
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Categories:
community, farm, freedom, funny,
BootsA mass of emerald and ochre leaves,
sway upon the light summer breeze.
Suction of boots to big, wrenched from the muck,
grunting, banging, the metal bucket thunks.
The...
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Categories:
child, color, farm, funny,
City FarmThis ‘moving to the country’ is getting out of hand
The city has it all, where supply meets demand
Each block has a deli
Enough to fill a...
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Categories:
farm, city, food, funny,
Carolina Calling
Poised on a farm in Carolina
Not labeling yields “made in China”
There lived a cow and goat
With milk they couldn’t promote
Because their best milk caused angina
Funny,...
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Categories:
animal, farm,
Beauty of FarmingI was with them in gardens
Planting some vegetables.
...
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Categories:
farm, 12th grade, animal, beauty,
MazeIt burned up our best corn field
Now we've no crops this year to yield
Peculiar, it was never set ablaze
Yesterday they were fully intact
Perhaps an extraterrestrial...
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farm, funny,