Funny Farm Poems
These Funny Farm poems are examples of Farm poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Farm Funny poems written by international poets.
Muddy And WetMy first overnight
was when I was about eight,
tenting with my friend.
Our tent wasn't store-bought,
just a tarp wrapped around some
stacked-up bails of straw.
We lived on a...
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adventure, farm, friend, funny,
THE GREAT COW REVOLTI am a cow
Of course most of you reading this are also cows
But I have heard a rumor that those creatures
Who walk on two...
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community, farm, freedom, funny,
BootsA mass of emerald and ochre leaves,
sway upon the light summer breeze.
Suction of boots to big, wrenched from the muck,
grunting, banging, the metal bucket thunks.
The...
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child, color, farm, funny,
City Farm
This ‘moving to the country’ is getting out of hand
The city has it all, where supply meets demand
Each block has a deli
Enough to fill a...
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farm, city, food, funny,
Carolina Calling
Poised on a farm in Carolina
Not labeling yields “made in China”
There lived a cow and goat
With milk they couldn’t promote
Because their best milk caused angina
Funny,...
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animal, farm,
Categories:
farm, 12th grade, animal, beauty,
MazeIt burned up our best corn field
Now we've no crops this year to yield
Peculiar, it was never set ablaze
Yesterday they were fully intact
Perhaps an extraterrestrial...
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farm, funny,
Donkey Of Your Eye
Donkey in the farm, strong hoofs romping
Wonky when you charm, long spoofs hooting
Donkey standing as you stare, shy when you dare
Teeth grinning as you glare,...
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animal, farm, funny,
Mooove Over
there once was an old farmer named Dick
he injected his cows that were sick
Bessie mooed “oh no!”
as Dick slipped in a hole
“Don’t you bellow, it’s...
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animal, farm, funny, sick,
talking turkey
pilgrim turkeys sensing dread
scurry into an old shed
farmer hear our plea
nest we in a tree
and dear friend we are ill bred.
...
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bird, farm, funny, humor,
harvest
a local farmers cabbages
exceeded county tonnages
the judge said hey joe
you got any mo
my trucks theyre all wreckages.
...
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Categories:
autumn, farm, fun, funny,
GoatsGoats...
They are funny creatures, little goats.
They make you laugh,
when the world
is not funny.
They know how to have fun,
in the...
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Categories:
farm, america, angel, animal, atheist,
ChickensChickens
In the small box
on the counter,
there are ten tiny chickens.
They are so little,
you can hold them in your hand.
They make...
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Categories:
faith, family, farm, forgiveness,
The Funny Farm
Chickens clucking, pecking paths in the dust
Cow bawling for the calf who loves her bust
Turkeys gobbling, heads nodding
Cats purring, dogs applauding
Farmers heeding, flapping hands...
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animal, cat, dog, farm,
Tuppin' Time - A Farmyard Parody( To be sang to the tune of, " Steppin' Time "
From the musical Mary Poppins... )
( Rams )
Here's the farmer,...
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farm, funny,