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Funny Farm Poems

These Funny Farm poems are examples of Farm poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Farm Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Muddy And Wet
My first overnight
was when I was about eight,
tenting with my friend.
Our tent wasn't store-bought,
just a tarp wrapped around some
stacked-up bails of straw.
We lived on a...

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Categories: adventure, farm, friend, funny,

I am a cow 
Of course most of you reading this are also cows
But I have heard a rumor that those creatures
Who walk on two...

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Categories: community, farm, freedom, funny,

A mass of emerald and ochre leaves,
sway upon the light summer breeze.

Suction of boots to big, wrenched from the muck,
grunting, banging, the metal bucket thunks.


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Categories: child, color, farm, funny,

Premium Member City Farm
This ‘moving to the country’ is getting out of hand
The city has it all, where supply meets demand
Each block has a deli
Enough to fill a...

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Categories: farm, city, food, funny,

Premium Member Carolina Calling
Poised on a farm in Carolina
Not labeling yields “made in China”
There lived a cow and goat
With milk they couldn’t promote
Because their best milk caused angina


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Categories: animal, farm,



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Categories: farm, 12th grade, animal, beauty,

It burned up our best corn field
Now we've no crops this year to yield
Peculiar, it was never set ablaze

Yesterday they were fully intact
Perhaps an extraterrestrial...

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Categories: farm, funny,

Premium Member Donkey Of Your Eye
Donkey in the farm, strong hoofs romping
Wonky when you charm, long spoofs hooting

Donkey standing as you stare, shy when you dare
Teeth grinning as you glare,...

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Categories: animal, farm, funny,

Premium Member Mooove Over
there once was an old farmer named Dick
he injected his cows that were sick
	Bessie mooed “oh no!”
	as Dick slipped in a hole
“Don’t you bellow, it’s...

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Categories: animal, farm, funny, sick,

Premium Member talking turkey
pilgrim turkeys sensing dread

scurry into an old shed

farmer hear our plea

nest we in a tree

and dear friend we are ill bred.

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Categories: bird, farm, funny, humor,

Premium Member harvest
a local farmers cabbages

exceeded county tonnages

the judge said hey joe

you got any mo

my trucks theyre all wreckages.

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Categories: autumn, farm, fun, funny,

Premium Member Goats

They are funny creatures, little goats. 
They make you laugh, 
when the world 
is not funny. 
They know how to have fun, 
in the...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: farm, america, angel, animal, atheist,

Premium Member Chickens

In the small box 
on the counter, 
there are ten tiny chickens. 
They are so little, 
you can hold them in your hand. 
They make...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: faith, family, farm, forgiveness,

Premium Member The Funny Farm

Chickens clucking, pecking paths in the dust
Cow bawling for the calf who loves her bust
Turkeys gobbling, heads nodding 
Cats purring, dogs applauding
Farmers heeding, flapping hands...

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Categories: animal, cat, dog, farm,

Premium Member Tuppin' Time - A Farmyard Parody
( To be sang to the tune of,  " Steppin' Time "
   From the musical Mary Poppins... )

( Rams )

Here's the farmer,...

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Categories: farm, funny,