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Funny Epitaph Poems

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Premium Member A Golden Girl

A Golden Girl, Ms. Betty White, one day shall meet
Your life measured in memories that were sweet
May you tap dance to the rhythm of the...

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© Eve Roper  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: eulogy,

Premium Member A King
A beloved king~Prince Philip,                     ...

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Categories: death, life, love,

Premium Member A Lovely Rose
Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose

A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry...

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Categories: celebrity, death, eulogy,

Burnt at the Stake
Here you find a very strange dish of steak,
Of the cat who wanted to be burnt at the stake....

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Categories: cat, funny, humor,

Premium Member The Last Laugh
Here lies John Raccoon Charms
Who laughed at wife’s fat arms.

Written 4-24=-2019
Contest: An Epitaph to make us Laugh
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe


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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Sidney Snoozer

Here lies Sidney Snoozer, a lover of sleep, 

His last nap eternal – relaxed, six foot deep. 

For Epitaph Contest 2
Hosted by Jesse Rowe

© 15th...

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Categories: death, funny,

Premium Member Poor Uncle Tom
He lies in peace beneath this tree

where death by shock came suddenly.

That thunderbolt struck Uncle Tom-

he faced the storm before the calm.

April 16, 2019

Premiere Contest:...

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Categories: epitaph, death, funny,

Premium Member RIP Nephyr E Nough

For Dad I struggled like a slave

Being clean-cut and tight-lipped

I hope he's happy with my grave

Cuz the grass is always clipped


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Categories: dad, eulogy, funny,

Premium Member Here Lies Brutha N Lauh

His dear wife Daisy, wheelchair-bound

Had a sis who thought him lazy

Perhaps she's glad he's in the ground

For now he's pushing Daisy

* This did NOT place...

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Categories: death, eulogy, family, funeral,


Lovable husband Ray Casanova now goes

Father of two,   a third ... his buddy won't disclose.

An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Contest
Sponsor: Jesse...

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Categories: funny, grave, words,

Premium Member The Last Filling
 Here lies dentist Sam Billing
 This patch of earth he is now filling!

 An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh 2  Contest

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© Joseph May  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny,

Premium Member Clive
 Here lies our dear friend Clive
 Never again will he drink and drive



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© Joseph May  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny,

Premium Member REST IN PEACE
~ Philip McKillip ~
Died at 99 of a broken hip,
doing a cartwheel flip;
landing was more of a slip.

April 11, 2019

Poetry/Epitaph/REST IN PEACE
Copyright Protected, ID...

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Categories: death, funny,

Premium Member Tom E Aiken

My wife deplored her duty

But O' was she good-looking

She sold me on her beauty

But killed me with her cooking

~ 3rd Place ~  in the...

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Categories: death, eulogy, humorous, light,

Premium Member Rest in Pieces

Rest in pieces Johnny Speed,
You pressed down on the gas;
Hit a tree while sliding on grass,
The speed limit you did not heed.


September 17, 2018


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Categories: fun,