Funny Epitaph Poems
These Funny Epitaph poems are examples of Epitaph poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Epitaph Funny poems written by international poets.
A Golden Girl
A Golden Girl, Ms. Betty White, one day shall meet
Your life measured in memories that were sweet
May you tap dance to the rhythm of the...
death, life, love,
A beloved king~Prince Philip, ...
A Lovely Rose
celebrity, death, eulogy,
Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose
A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry...
Burnt at the Stake
cat, funny, humor,
Here you find a very strange dish of steak,
Of the cat who wanted to be burnt at the stake....
The Last Laugh
10th grade, 11th grade,
Here lies John Raccoon Charms
Who laughed at wife’s fat arms.
Contest: An Epitaph to make us Laugh
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Here lies Sidney Snoozer, a lover of sleep,
His last nap eternal – relaxed, six foot deep.
For Epitaph Contest 2
Hosted by Jesse Rowe
Poor Uncle Tom
epitaph, death, funny,
He lies in peace beneath this tree
where death by shock came suddenly.
That thunderbolt struck Uncle Tom-
he faced the storm before the calm.
April 16, 2019
RIP Nephyr E Nough
dad, eulogy, funny,
For Dad I struggled like a slave
Being clean-cut and tight-lipped
I hope he's happy with my grave
Cuz the grass is always clipped
Here Lies Brutha N Lauh
death, eulogy, family, funeral,
His dear wife Daisy, wheelchair-bound
Had a sis who thought him lazy
Perhaps she's glad he's in the ground
For now he's pushing Daisy
* This did NOT place...
funny, grave, words,
Lovable husband Ray Casanova now goes
Father of two, a third ... his buddy won't disclose.
An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Contest
The Last Filling
Here lies dentist Sam Billing
This patch of earth he is now filling!
An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh 2 Contest
Here lies our dear friend Clive
Never again will he drink and drive
REST IN PEACE
~ Philip McKillip ~
Died at 99 of a broken hip,
doing a cartwheel flip;
landing was more of a slip.
April 11, 2019
Poetry/Epitaph/REST IN PEACE
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Tom E Aiken
death, eulogy, humorous, light,
My wife deplored her duty
But O' was she good-looking
She sold me on her beauty
But killed me with her cooking
~ 3rd Place ~ in the...
Rest in Pieces
Rest in pieces Johnny Speed,
You pressed down on the gas;
Hit a tree while sliding on grass,
The speed limit you did not heed.
September 17, 2018