Funny Epitaph Poems

I saw epitaph
Engrave says, "He died of love".
Pinch my heart to laugh.
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Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill

Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...

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A Golden Girl, Ms. Betty White, one day shall meet
Your life measured in memories that were sweet
May you tap dance to the rhythm of the...

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A beloved king~Prince Philip,                     ...

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Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose





A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry...

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Here you find a very strange dish of steak,
Of the cat who wanted to be burnt at the stake....

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Here lies John Raccoon Charms
Who laughed at wife’s fat arms.

Written 4-24=-2019
Contest: An Epitaph to make us Laugh
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe...

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Here lies Sidney Snoozer, a lover of sleep, 

His last nap eternal – relaxed, six foot deep. 




For Epitaph Contest 2
Hosted by Jesse Rowe

© 15th...

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He lies in peace beneath this tree

where death by shock came suddenly.

That thunderbolt struck Uncle Tom-

he faced the storm before the calm.


April 16, 2019

Premiere Contest:...

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For Dad I struggled like a slave

Being clean-cut and tight-lipped

I hope he's happy with my grave

Cuz the grass is always clipped...

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His dear wife Daisy, wheelchair-bound

Had a sis who thought him lazy

Perhaps she's glad he's in the ground

For now he's pushing Daisy





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Lovable husband Ray Casanova now goes

Father of two,   a third ... his buddy won't disclose.



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4/13/2019
An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Contest
Sponsor: Jesse...

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Here lies dentist Sam Billing
 This patch of earth he is now filling!

 4-12-19
 An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh 2  Contest
 Sponsor: Jesse...

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Here lies our dear friend Clive
 Never again will he drink and drive

  4-11-19...

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~ Philip McKillip ~
Died at 99 of a broken hip,
doing a cartwheel flip;
landing was more of a slip.

___________________________
April 11, 2019


Poetry/Epitaph/REST IN PEACE
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