Funny Epitaph Poems | Examples
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I saw epitaph
Engrave says, "He died of love".
Pinch my heart to laugh.
Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill
Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never dim,
He died after losing a limb –
Drowned because he couldn’t swim
Here lies smiling Ruth –
Who always had a sweet tooth,
She died – it is the gospel truth,
From the extraction of a wisdom tooth
A Golden Girl, Ms. Betty White, one day shall meet
Your life measured in memories that were sweet
May you tap dance to the rhythm of the beat
As you were always amusingly funny on your feet
1/10/2022
Betty White Jan. 17, 1922-Dec. 31, 2021
A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Michelle Faulkner
Betty White was the gentle Rose
Golden Girl’s funny lady of repose
She charmed us all on those shows
With kindness a poet might compose
A Celebrity Epitaph Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Michelle Faulkner
January 3, 2022
Here you find a very strange dish of steak,
Of the cat who wanted to be burnt at the stake.
Here lies John Raccoon Charms
Who laughed at wife’s fat arms.
Written 4-24=-2019
Contest: An Epitaph to make us Laugh
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe
Here lies Sidney Snoozer, a lover of sleep,
His last nap eternal – relaxed, six foot deep.
For Epitaph Contest 2
Hosted by Jesse Rowe
© 15th April 2019
He lies in peace beneath this tree
where death by shock came suddenly.
That thunderbolt struck Uncle Tom-
he faced the storm before the calm.
April 16, 2019
Premiere Contest: Your Best Light-Verse Poetry
Sponsor:L Milton Hankins
For Dad I struggled like a slave
Being clean-cut and tight-lipped
I hope he's happy with my grave
Cuz the grass is always clipped
His dear wife Daisy, wheelchair-bound
Had a sis who thought him lazy
Perhaps she's glad he's in the ground
For now he's pushing Daisy
* This did NOT place in the "An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh" Poetry Contest, Jesse Rowe, Judge & Sponsor. *
Lovable husband Ray Casanova now goes
Father of two, a third ... his buddy won't disclose.
..........
4/13/2019
An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Contest
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe
Here lies dentist Sam Billing
This patch of earth he is now filling!
4-12-19
An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh 2 Contest
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe
Here lies our dear friend Clive
Never again will he drink and drive
4-11-19
~ Philip McKillip ~
Died at 99 of a broken hip,
doing a cartwheel flip;
landing was more of a slip.
___________________________
April 11, 2019
Poetry/Epitaph/REST IN PEACE
Copyright Protected, ID 19-1133-881-02
All Rights Reserved. Written under Pseudonym.
Written for the contest, An Epitaph, To Make Us Laugh 2
sponsor, Jessie Rowe
Third Place
My wife deplored her duty
But O' was she good-looking
She sold me on her beauty
But killed me with her cooking
~ 3rd Place ~ in the "A Funny Epitaph" Poetry Contest, Jesse Rowe, Judge & Sponsor.