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Sidney Snoozer


Here lies Sidney Snoozer, a lover of sleep, 

His last nap eternal – relaxed, six foot deep. 




For Epitaph Contest 2
Hosted by Jesse Rowe

© 15th April 2019

Copyright © | Year Posted 2019




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Date: 5/27/2019 11:04:00 PM
G'day Paul … the perfect epitaph for a lover of sleep, although the blanket is a lot heavier - thank you Paul - Lindsay
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Paul Callus
Date: 5/28/2019 7:22:00 AM
Indeed the blanket is thick and heavy, Lindsay:) Thank you for stopping by. Regards // paul
Date: 5/9/2019 2:27:00 PM
LOL, had a good chuckle at this one, Paul
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Paul Callus
Date: 5/10/2019 6:24:00 AM
Pleased you enjoyed, Jack :) Best regards // paul
Date: 5/4/2019 3:20:00 PM
ok, WHAT?? I am not happy about that sponsor. FAVE on this one.
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Paul Callus
Date: 5/4/2019 3:24:00 PM
That was so sweet of you to come back....with a FAVE, Andrea!! You made my day:) Warm regards // paul
Date: 5/3/2019 10:50:00 PM
This is sort of dark and funny at the same time. Life is too short to sleep it away. Love it, Paul. FAVED....
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Paul Callus
Date: 5/4/2019 7:23:00 AM
You are right on all counts, Carole....thank you for the feedback and the fav. Enjoy the weekend. // paul
Date: 4/30/2019 3:30:00 PM
I hope this one made the list. it's really a good one!!
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Paul Callus
Date: 5/1/2019 8:28:00 AM
Hi Andrea...at a depth of six feet, Sidney Snoozer failed to be noticed:) Thank you for the 'like'. Regards // paul
Date: 4/25/2019 7:16:00 AM
Dear me....your wit and craftsmanship always amaze me. Good one, dear. I was away in Egypt for a spell. I'm back now. Missing you this Easter. Hugs
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/25/2019 4:59:00 PM
Thank you, Eileen. Every Easter brings back to mind our lovely encounter in Malta...some memories are meant to last for ever, amongst them the Maltese moon:) You are always missed. Hugs // paul
Date: 4/25/2019 5:15:00 AM
I truly love this humorous epitaph my friend. Your reference to -relaxed-- got me.. A fav, my first ever Epitaph fav'ed...
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/26/2019 4:03:00 PM
Thank you for the lovely comments and the fav, my friend. Best regards // paul
Date: 4/24/2019 4:42:00 AM
PERFECT Paul! I hope this comes in at the top! : ) xxoo
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/24/2019 8:53:00 AM
Thank you on both counts, Connie :) ~ Have an enjoyable day. Regards // paul
Date: 4/20/2019 8:29:00 AM
what a heelarious treat, paul... was he snorin? ,lol!... huggs
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/21/2019 4:45:00 PM
For sure he was in a deep sleep, lol!! Thank you for reading and enjoying :) hugs // paul
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Date: 4/20/2019 3:06:00 PM
No, but his left eye keeps a twitchin'
Date: 4/20/2019 3:45:00 AM
A good way to die.
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/22/2019 9:34:00 AM
I agree with you, Victor; unfortunately we have little or no say in it! Best regards // paul
Date: 4/20/2019 2:00:00 AM
Love this epitaph - a humorous verse, which I am sure will go down very well with the judge - Happy Easter Sunday tomorrow Paul - I hope you find your chocolate bunny??? Hugs an warm regards, Jenny
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/22/2019 9:32:00 AM
Thank you, Jenny. Easter Sunday never fails to bring a sense of happiness...and some yummies, too:) ~ Warm regards & hugs // paul
Date: 4/19/2019 3:47:00 PM
A cracker Paul, he's having his forty winks and a lot more lol. Hope you and your family have a happy Easter. Tom
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/22/2019 9:29:00 AM
I am sure he was not bargaining on that, Tom! Had he known he'd have stayed awake. Regards // paul
Date: 4/19/2019 3:33:00 PM
Well, if yer gonna do it do it up right I always say...nice one Paul
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/22/2019 9:02:00 AM
Thank you, Tommy. Welcome back. Regards // paul
Date: 4/19/2019 2:52:00 PM
LOL great epitaph. Sidney is obviously in sleep heaven.
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/22/2019 9:18:00 AM
You nailed it, Line:) Thank you for reading and liking. Regards // paul
Date: 4/19/2019 2:44:00 PM
His wish was granted..a perfect place for snoozing...enjoyed your write, Paul.
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Paul Callus
Date: 4/22/2019 9:09:00 AM
Thank you, Vijay. I'm definitely sure that he ain't grumbling! Regards // paul