Humorous Environment Poems

Earth Eulogy

By Mark D. Stucky
She was a good planet,
put to death in her prime
by a pandemic of people.
Homo-sapiens was a disease
with mutating and metastasizing
technological and...

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I watched the peaceful cattle stroll
around the pleasant field.
We gain from them both food and milk, 
such benefits they yield.

However, when they eat the grass,...

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Coconut kernel is
good to eat;
healthy, too.

But a coconut
falling on 
one's head isn't
healthy!...

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Booby trapped within apartment unit b44

Circa August 18th, 2021
three bajillion years ago to date,
nevertheless I count blessings, 
so please do not hashtag me 
as worse...

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Once again besieged by fruit flies

Pestiferous infestation quite
argh apartment unit b44 
plagued with plight
analogously linkedin to phenomena  
experienced within outer limits 
of the twilight...

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We all collect something

it is natural to collect

the greater one's purse
the more varied and 
abundant his verse. So~ 
even divine poets literally
not immune

a puddle, a...

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Energy heats a pen for me and gives chemistry /
There’s no alternative to emit a thermal word filled migration flurry /
My nation bet against the...

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(tongue-in-cheek humor)

I understand there is a lawsuit, doc # 666, Neptune vs. Jersey. Apparently, windmills being put in the ocean off the Jersey coast was...

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Build them wider, taller
let us reach for the sky

when we run out of bird's 
we'll clip angels on the fly

90,000 lb. sperm whale
wandering, searching for...

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Wind Power, Progressive
flatulence -- no more whale' tales 
from shore to shore – 

Poor ocean dears
needing new steers,
bumping their heads
in our dark – 

“Old lamps...

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I think after all grace fails – 
man not, in time, making it 
far enough out~ too late bails
to a fresh planet uninhabited,

much like ours...

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Ah... tis nothing greater than...

malfunctioning heater 
on that brisk winter day
recorded here as proof positive
regarding following reasonable rhyme.

While scrolling thru 
poems crafted yesteryear,
I chanced to...

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Drip drip drop drop.
Don't seem able to stop
the drips and the drops;
water finding new ways
in, to seep sop, seep sop, 
rain has such a watery...

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Park of unfenced wildness
          densely packed in light infused summer
city folk beat paths of free spirited...

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Many think of time as 
pendulums and gears,

cycling spheres; orbiting
around, sun-ups and sun
downs; 

I once painted a clown-face
for the moon, not in a mood
to tone-fully...

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