Funny Endurance Poems

Romance's were a dime a dozen.
Although our love is unique and free.
But since day one there was little discussion.
Because you seem to think just like...

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Weekends are supposed to be for relaxing,having fun and catching up on tasks from the week before.
Some people do the aforementioned things but for me,...

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Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir

Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef, 
Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, 
Russian dressing between...

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I sat in the high chair with my legs crossed grasping for fresh air, perspiration is running down my dry face and my back is...

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Happy

You make me laugh, 
all the time. 
You make me smile 
when I don't want to.
You make me say things, 
that I never thought I...

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Queen Bee

Buzz, buzz, buzz... 
Great Queen, I hear your song. 
Making honey with your workers... all night long. 
Sweet nectar of the forest, sweet liquid...

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You want easy ways to make money
Are you trying to or trying not to be funny?
For there's no significance without labour and pain
All of which...

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Ancestors

The poet's daughter 
and the painter's son
found true love 
in each other's arms. 
Together they were married.

Their children were many, 
their hearts were full. 
The...

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She says she doesn’t
Doesn’t believe it
Love is impossible

Everyman she’s dated
All minds were deflated
All they want to do is bump and grind
You can read between the...

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I have no shoes shall we dance;
 I don't gamble shall we play a game of chance;
 I have a pet aardvark should I feed...

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Beggar, beggar
brazen beggar
Bluntly begging
for a buddy
Ain't that silly? 
Most ludicrous!
Beggar, beggar
bratty beggar
blatantly blathering
about her blunders
Ain't that shameful?
Most insensate!
Beggar, beggar
bouncy beggar
bragging boldly
about her bounty
Ain't that funny?
Most...

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Human endeavour makes me cry,
the reason for this I know not why.
Is it because I really care,
or do I need to grow a pair?

...

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Khuda gavah hai tarekon pay ja ja Kay Petitioner ki jutiyan ghis gai hain aur jaib khali honay ki vajah say faqeer ban gaya hun...

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Loose Magic

Pee-a-boo, I see you...
Got your nose, 
and not your toes. 
Skipping rocks, 
and bubbles in the park. 

Eye contact from across the room, 
notes...

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A Life Hit

ThIt was a life hit,
A one after the other:
For first, there was the coma,
And just the idea of it
To struggle with, but then,
Afterwards...

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