Funny Endurance Poems

I set out on a journey to appease my soul and honor the deity, but I got caught in a rift and almost fell from...

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 By Cherbo Geeplay
 
Have you heard of a voice quiet like 
the dead of night, rising steadily like 
ocean currents above the hills of...

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Woke up today with sniffles and sneezes,
Compounded by aches from my head to my kneeses.

Called in at work 'cause I can't go like this.
I'll give...

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I have dreamed of a summer in the hills where my spirit is free and my heart can go panting after thee. I will climb...

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Sassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire....

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Romance's were a dime a dozen.
Although our love is unique and free.
But since day one there was little discussion.
Because you seem to think just like...

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Weekends are supposed to be for relaxing,having fun and catching up on tasks from the week before.
Some people do the aforementioned things but for me,...

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Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir

Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef, 
Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, 
Russian dressing between...

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I sat in the high chair with my legs crossed grasping for fresh air, perspiration is running down my dry face and my back is...

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Happy

You make me laugh, 
all the time. 
You make me smile 
when I don't want to.
You make me say things, 
that I never thought I...

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Queen Bee

Buzz, buzz, buzz... 
Great Queen, I hear your song. 
Making honey with your workers... all night long. 
Sweet nectar of the forest, sweet liquid...

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You want easy ways to make money
Are you trying to or trying not to be funny?
For there's no significance without labour and pain
All of which...

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Ancestors

The poet's daughter 
and the painter's son
found true love 
in each other's arms. 
Together they were married.

Their children were many, 
their hearts were full. 
The...

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She says she doesn’t
Doesn’t believe it
Love is impossible

Everyman she’s dated
All minds were deflated
All they want to do is bump and grind
You can read between the...

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I have no shoes shall we dance;
 I don't gamble shall we play a game of chance;
 I have a pet aardvark should I feed...

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