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Funny Endurance Poems

These Funny Endurance poems are examples of Endurance poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Endurance Funny poems written by international poets.

Quiet on Silhouette
Florid banshees recoiled, neck and hankering sneer.

A succinctly exuberant suggestion when selective.

Came on, fell flat with laconic ornamentation.

A miniature jaunt, interment; glove comparted.

Pin-striped foxtails attuned...

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Categories: dedication, devotion, endurance, extended

Don't Eat The Cocktail Sauce In The Refridgerator
Sweat pricks my eyes shut
Flaming punches strike my gut
Yet I boldly dance...

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Categories: confidence, endurance, food, funny,

I set out on a journey to appease my soul and honor the deity, but I got caught in a rift and almost fell from...

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Categories: endurance, america, april, basketball, bereavement,

Premium Member Another Cold Caught Me
Woke up today with sniffles and sneezes,
Compounded by aches from my head to my kneeses.

Called in at work 'cause I can't go like this.
I'll give...

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© Judy Ball  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: endurance, funny,

Summer Dream
I have dreamed of a summer in the hills where my spirit is free and my heart can go panting after thee. I will climb...

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Categories: change, community, daffodils, endurance,

Premium Member Patsy Pugglespuff
Sassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire....

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Categories: crazy, endurance, fire, funny,

Here We Are
Romance's were a dime a dozen.
Although our love is unique and free.
But since day one there was little discussion.
Because you seem to think just like...

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Categories: beautiful, cry, endurance, i

Weekend Syndrome
Weekends are supposed to be for relaxing,having fun and catching up on tasks from the week before.
Some people do the aforementioned things but for me,...

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Categories: endurance, 11th grade, absence, daughter,

Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress's Boudoir
Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir

Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef, 
Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, 
Russian dressing between...

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Categories: endurance, adventure, angel, anxiety, appreciation,

One Hundred Degree Fahrenheit
I sat in the high chair with my legs crossed grasping for fresh air, perspiration is running down my dry face and my back is...

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Categories: endurance, appreciation, beautiful, beauty, confidence,

Premium Member Happy

You make me laugh, 
all the time. 
You make me smile 
when I don't want to.
You make me say things, 
that I never thought I...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: endurance, celebration, forgiveness, friendship love,

Premium Member Queen Bee
Queen Bee

Buzz, buzz, buzz... 
Great Queen, I hear your song. 
Making honey with your workers... all night long. 
Sweet nectar of the forest, sweet liquid...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: best friend, confidence, endurance,

What Ease
You want easy ways to make money
Are you trying to or trying not to be funny?
For there's no significance without labour and pain
All of which...

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Categories: christian, endurance,

Premium Member Ancestors

The poet's daughter 
and the painter's son
found true love 
in each other's arms. 
Together they were married.

Their children were many, 
their hearts were full. 

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: blessing, chocolate, christian, endurance,

Premium Member No Sex On Dates I Will Wait-
She says she doesn’t
Doesn’t believe it
Love is impossible

Everyman she’s dated
All minds were deflated
All they want to do is bump and grind
You can read between the...

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Categories: analogy, anxiety, endurance, for

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