Funny Endurance Poems
These Funny Endurance poems are examples of Endurance poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Endurance Funny poems written by international poets.
I Promise It Is Nothing Personal
Only twenty-five years since I took your name,
fluorescent lights, a government building,
the officiant a stranger we met that morning—
no pictures, no rehearsals, just vows
read like...
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endurance, growth, life,
Living in my Mommas houselivin in my mommas house
current job can't buy me out
feel like 69 I need clout
future uncertain I'm in doubt
got no respect,
get no respect
if ain't got...
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anger, endurance, environment, hip
Quiet on SilhouetteFlorid banshees recoiled, neck and hankering sneer.
A succinctly exuberant suggestion when selective.
Came on, fell flat with laconic ornamentation.
A miniature jaunt, interment; glove comparted.
Pin-striped foxtails attuned...
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dedication, devotion, endurance, extended
Don't Eat The Cocktail Sauce In The RefridgeratorSweat pricks my eyes shut
Flaming punches strike my gut
Yet I boldly dance...
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confidence, endurance, food, funny,
LeapI set out on a journey to appease my soul and honor the deity, but I got caught in a rift and almost fell from...
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endurance, america, april, basketball, bereavement,
Another Cold Caught MeWoke up today with sniffles and sneezes,
Compounded by aches from my head to my kneeses.
Called in at work 'cause I can't go like this.
I'll give...
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endurance, funny,
Summer DreamI have dreamed of a summer in the hills where my spirit is free and my heart can go panting after thee. I will climb...
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change, community, daffodils, endurance,
Patsy PugglespuffSassy Patsy Pugglespuff
Sat in the mire
Wasn't feeling warm enough
So set her hair on fire....
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crazy, endurance, fire, funny,
Here We AreRomance's were a dime a dozen.
Although our love is unique and free.
But since day one there was little discussion.
Because you seem to think just like...
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Categories:
beautiful, cry, endurance, i
Weekend SyndromeWeekends are supposed to be for relaxing,having fun and catching up on tasks from the week before.
Some people do the aforementioned things but for me,...
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endurance, 11th grade, absence, daughter,
Bedlam and Mayhem In the Mistress's BoudoirBedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir
Nsync with variations on a theme:
of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich
(consisting of corned beef,
Swiss cheese, sauerkraut,
Russian dressing between...
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endurance, adventure, angel, anxiety, appreciation,
One Hundred Degree FahrenheitI sat in the high chair with my legs crossed grasping for fresh air, perspiration is running down my dry face and my back is...
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endurance, appreciation, beautiful, beauty, confidence,
What EaseYou want easy ways to make money
Are you trying to or trying not to be funny?
For there's no significance without labour and pain
All of which...
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christian, endurance,
No Sex On Dates I Will Wait-She says she doesn’t
Doesn’t believe it
Love is impossible
Everyman she’s dated
All minds were deflated
All they want to do is bump and grind
You can read between the...
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analogy, anxiety, endurance, for
In My Trance I Had a Slight Chance a Dance With Ants-I have no shoes shall we dance;
I don't gamble shall we play a game of chance;
I have a pet aardvark should I feed...
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Categories:
endurance, 7th grade, 8th grade,