Left Elbow
Left Elbow
Sometimes my left elbow has a
major division of
sound problem. I blame it on
some of
the official decisions passed by
law-making bodies.
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Categories:
elbow, humor,
Form: Free verse
Elbow Albo
albanese thought it good?
He'd have a go.' In hollywood.!
A replacement Elmer Fudd was needed
He'd be famous rich as Croeses.!
But things didn't go; just as they should..
He tried to voice a deeper tone
More gravitas.. Was that swift Flown!
He failed in mission; accomplished nil.'
He then retreated, senses blown.'
Now he's (albo dud), of world renown.!
So ram
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Categories:
elbow, betrayal, career, education, farewell,
Form: Rhyme
Cleaning
There was a little girl I knew
Whose smile so brightly grew
She listened to her Mom and Dad
Was always good and never bad
Once, she cleaned the oven interior
But, soon was feeling quite inferior
Her scrubbing and rubbing concluded
With her so sure she had been deluded
Nothing she did made the oven clean
Bringing its heart to such a great
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Categories:
elbow, child, cute, funny, humor,
Form: Couplet
Los Angeles Elbow Grease
In this ever-changing world of entertainment any day
An artist could accomplish what he once thought
Was an impossible feat with a little elbow grease
And dedication you may gain a reputation
For being remarkable you'll see
With the right preparation there's no limitations
On who you could become but don't be dumb
With all of the
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Categories:
elbow, dark, evil, passion, spoken
Form: Rhyme
Baggy Elbow
Baggy elbow
Whisking a wow
Flapping & flopping
Constrained by conforming
With ambition
Baggy elbow
Blowing a bow
Swinging & swagging
Hung from haggling
With normalcy
Baggy elbow
Trying a toe
Cracking & creaking
Tired from trusting
Itself
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Categories:
elbow, body, fun,
Form: Free verse
Tennis Elbow
I’ve developed tennis elbow; it really is quite sore
It’s a medical condition that I’ve never had before
So I went down to the doctor and knocked upon his door
It’s a common ailment, he’s seen it many times I’m sure
He wrote me a prescription; oh boy he’s really funny
Told me to watch the Olympics – not pretend
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Categories:
elbow, age, body, humorous, me,
Form: Rhyme
Earth Day At the Confluence of the Bow and Elbow
water still runs clear
each year water’s source recedes
global change required
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Categories:
elbow, earth,
Form: Haiku
Elbow Room
Two brothers named Mischa and Sam
Collided elbows with a bam
Both jumped in the air
Said, “This isn’t fair”
Then switched seats to eat eggs and ham
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Categories:
elbow, children
Form: Limerick