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Dongs Poems - Poems about Dongs

A Literal Dick Measuring Contest
...I laid down my long schlong On a table full of kong dongs The judges had short tongs To flip the dongs flop the men and women on song You wouldn't guess who won? God, Tom, John, Cock? No, y......

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Categories: dongs, anger, angst, extended metaphor,
Form: Rhyme
Nervy Are My Heedless Words
...O clock-faced time why do you twitter all day long - begone all ding dongs and bell towers. I have a French fry on my shoulder, my body trembles internally broken springs click-clack, ......

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Categories: dongs, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Waffle House
... The door rings, I look up, someone with someone else, back to my eggs and hash browns. The door rings Spatulas knell the griddle. The skinny cook yells in Kentucky Yiddish. Flapjacks slap in......

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Categories: dongs, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Prologue
... Dim Sum Dong sat at the WEF subversion of free Countries event at Davos, Switzerland and daydreamed about prostitutes home in China and the organ harvesting and concentration -re-education ......

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Categories: dongs, art,
Form: Other
Premium Member Bells
... Suspended high up the tower, I hang out of sight. My shiny golden brass core is hollow, but I have a big mouth with a bell as a tongue. Sometimes pigeons visit, resting on my arch, but fly ......

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Categories: dongs, analogy, appreciation, perspective,
Form: Personification



Premium Member The Smell of Fear - Collaboration
...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......

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Categories: dongs, humorous, space,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Away In a Strip Mall
...Away in a strip mall, no strip did I see. That strips might be sold there means nothing to me. And then I thought strip tease! I walked all around but no naked ladies were there to be found.......

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Categories: dongs, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
For Me And You
...For me and thee Your peace my piece Play pong not wrong Just ask not bask When I tell why Love sows and grows Even not then Noise rocks and sucks Round gongs ding don......

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Categories: dongs, cute, giving,
Form: Footle
Chants In a Breakfast Diner
...The door rings I look up then back to my eggs and hash browns. The door rings I look up nobody I know, my first time here why should I know anyone! Back to the eggs. Two sunny-side-up,......

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Categories: dongs, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Taken With Myself
...Taken With Myself David J Walker It has come to my attention That all too often I have Taken to Talking to myself Out loud So I’ve taken to wearing Ear Buds As a plausible cause ......

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Categories: dongs, allegory,
Form: Free verse
A Moron and a Putz
..."When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations." John F. Kennedy Arrogance is such an egotistical trait; one I c......

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Categories: dongs, introspection, society,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Desperate Dan
...Desperate Dan There’s a man who's known as Desperate Dan Who's travelled the world in his camper van He'd love gals and leave ’em Without giving reason Then woul......

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Categories: dongs, humorous, irony,
Form: Limerick
Little Dongs Bitter Wrongs
...I live with intelligence scattered and rare don't follow the trail but I'll find my way there easy to hate and used to the challenge the easiest target inclined to expunge more attractive les......

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Categories: dongs, men, truth,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Growing Up In the 50's With Ding-Dong School
...Do you remember 'Ding-Dong School' An 'educational TV show' Who were they trying to fool Were the viewers at home or the teachers the ding-dongs That I can't answer, but about the m......

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Categories: dongs, america, kindergarten, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Various Heresies 2
...Various Heresies 2 You by Michael R. Burch For thirty years You have not spoken to me; I heard the dull hollow echo of silence as though strange communion between us. For thirty years You......

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Categories: dongs, atheist, bible, christian, god,
Form: Verse

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