Dongs Poems - Poems about Dongs

... The door rings, I look up, someone with someone else, back to my eggs and hash browns. The door rings Spatulas knell the griddle. The skinny cook yells in Kentucky Yiddish. Flapjacks slap in......Read the rest...

... Dim Sum Dong sat at the WEF subversion of free Countries event at Davos, Switzerland and daydreamed about prostitutes home in China and the organ harvesting and concentration -re-education ......Read the rest...

... Suspended high up the tower, I hang out of sight. My shiny golden brass core is hollow, but I have a big mouth with a bell as a tongue. Sometimes pigeons visit, resting on my arch, but fly ......Read the rest...

...Alien talk I can’t understand A Pifflewig performed a handstand He verbalised through his ass Gross putrid wind he did pass Like many blokes throughout the land! I farted, perhaps ......Read the rest...

...Away in a strip mall, no strip did I see. That strips might be sold there means nothing to me. And then I thought strip tease! I walked all around but no naked ladies were there to be found.......Read the rest...

..."The most vicious of all species, the human is reddest in tooth and manicured claw." -- the countless animal organisms killed on Beast Planet * * * "Together let us mourn the ......Read the rest...

...For me and thee Your peace my piece Play pong not wrong Just ask not bask When I tell why Love sows and grows Even not then Noise rocks and sucks Round gongs ding don......Read the rest...

...The door rings I look up then back to my eggs and hash browns. The door rings I look up nobody I know, my first time here why should I know anyone! Back to the eggs. Two sunny-side-up,......Read the rest...

...Taken With Myself David J Walker It has come to my attention That all too often I have Taken to Talking to myself Out loud So I’ve taken to wearing Ear Buds As a plausible cause ......Read the rest...

..."When power leads man toward arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations." John F. Kennedy Arrogance is such an egotistical trait; one I c......Read the rest...

...Desperate Dan There’s a man who's known as Desperate Dan Who's travelled the world in his camper van He'd love gals and leave ’em Without giving reason Then woul......Read the rest...

...I live with intelligence scattered and rare don't follow the trail but I'll find my way there easy to hate and used to the challenge the easiest target inclined to expunge more attractive les......Read the rest...

...Do you remember 'Ding-Dong School' An 'educational TV show' Who were they trying to fool Were the viewers at home or the teachers the ding-dongs That I can't answer, but about the m......Read the rest...

...Various Heresies 2 You by Michael R. Burch For thirty years You have not spoken to me; I heard the dull hollow echo of silence as though strange communion between us. For thirty years You......Read the rest...

...All is quiet, my corner still safe. Ten more pounds, I’m beginning to chafe. I’ve chewed the couch and the lazy boy chair. I look like a hippy with all of this hair. Civilization does need to r......Read the rest...