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Desperate Dan

Desperate Dan
There’s a man who's known as Desperate Dan
Who's travelled the world in his camper van
He'd love gals and leave ’em
Without giving reason 
Then would drive off with just a "thank you mam."

Unaware, Dan had sired ten strapping sons
Waiting to have their revenge for all wrongs 
When he was spied in town 
They let all his tyres down 
And hung him from a tree by his ding dongs.

2nd March 2021

Two Limericks - Let’s have some Fun! Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
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As hung there up on high for all to see
Had a hot sensation; had to go pee
He was in a pickle
Pee started to trickle,
The onlookers got sprayed on by his wee.

Written by Alexis 

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Paula Goldsmith March 26, 2021 at 2:19 PM Congratulations on your win. "So Cute" Have a blessed day/weekend............. Beryl Edmonds March 26, 2021 at 2:44 PM Thank you Paula, have a blessed weekend yourself ~ Belle

Eve Roper March 21, 2021 at 8:57 PM Great limericks, Belle, congratulations! Hugs Eve Beryl Edmonds March 22, 2021 at 12:48 AM Thank you very much Eve... Belle

Tania Kitchin March 20, 2021 at 4:55 PM Belle, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny limericks! Beryl Edmonds March 20, 2021 at 5:39 PM Thank you Tania, I enjoyed taking part in your contest and I’m delighted with the placement ~ Belle

Andrea Dietrich March 20, 2021 at 3:04 PM ha. that last part was a hoot. Way to go with your win! Congrats to you Beryl Edmonds March 20, 2021 at 5:36 PM Thank you Andrea, very grateful ~ Belle

Alexis Y. March 19, 2021 at 8:35 PM Hi Belle, I’m just coming back to say congratulations on your win:-) Alexis Beryl Edmonds March 20, 2021 at 5:34 PM Thank you for that Alexis, and for the add on... Belle :-)

Jan Allison March 19, 2021 at 4:19 PM ha ha ha so funny Belle the ending had me laughing out loud:-) hugs Jan xx Beryl Edmonds March 20, 2021 at 5:09 PM Thank you Jan, glad this Lim gave you a laugh :-) hugs Belle xx

Gershon Wolf March 9, 2021 at 6:07 PM So cute and clever. Those sons schooled him. I guess they called it 'Ding Dong School!' (There was such a TV show in the 1950's in America). :) gw Beryl Edmonds March 9, 2021 at 6:29 PM Ha, What a name for a school, boys only perhaps? Belle :-)

Lindsay Laurie March 3, 2021 at 2:28 PM Hello Belle … possibly the worst punishment for a man to endure, however it fits the crime - thanks for the wincing thought Belle - Lindsay Beryl Edmonds March 20, 2021 at 5:17 PM Hi Lindsay, probably is the worst punishment, perish the thought. Thank you, comments appreciated... Belle

J. Summers March 2, 2021 at 2:10 PM Thanks for the laugh Belle. Serves old Dan right. Good luck in the contest. John Beryl Edmonds March 2, 2021 at 2:17 PM Serve him right it did, thank you John ~ Belle

Victor Buhagiar March 2, 2021 at 2:05 PM Must have been quite hilarious and a deserving punishment. Beryl Edmonds March 2, 2021 at 2:15 PM Must have been, thank you Victor ~~ Belle

Alexis Y. March 2, 2021 at 1:00 PM Lol! Belle, These are hilarious. They made me laugh. Best wishes in the contest. As hung there up on high for all to see, Had a hot sensation; had to go pee, He was in a pickle, Pee started to trickle, The onlookers got sprayed on by his wee, Have a great day:-)Alexis Beryl Edmonds March 2, 2021 at 1:33 PM Glad the Lims gave you a laugh Alexis, your reply is hilarious and I’ll put it as an add on when the contest has been judged. Thank you, have a good day too :-) Belle

L Milton Hankins March 2, 2021 at 12:30 PM LOL. Oh my, I wonder how many Desperate Dans there are out there. Nice job, Belle. Beryl Edmonds March 2, 2021 at 12:57 PM Ha, not many it is to be hoped. Thank you L... Belle