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Desperate Dan
There’s a man who's known as Desperate Dan Who's travelled the world in his camper van He'd love gals and leave ’em Without giving reason Then would drive off with just a "thank you mam." Unaware, Dan had sired ten strapping sons Waiting to have their revenge for all wrongs When he was spied in town They let all his tyres down And hung him from a tree by his ding dongs. 2nd March 2021 Two Limericks - Let’s have some Fun! Poetry Contest Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
~~~~~~~~~~~ ** Add on As hung there up on high for all to see Had a hot sensation; had to go pee He was in a pickle Pee started to trickle, The onlookers got sprayed on by his wee. Written by Alexis

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Date: 3/26/2021 2:19:00 PM
Congratulations on your win. "So Cute" Have a blessed day/weekend.............
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Date: 3/26/2021 2:44:00 PM
Thank you Paula, have a blessed weekend yourself ~ Belle
Date: 3/21/2021 8:57:00 PM
Great limericks, Belle, congratulations! Hugs Eve
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Date: 3/22/2021 12:48:00 AM
Thank you very much Eve... Belle
Date: 3/20/2021 4:55:00 PM
Belle, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny limericks!
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Date: 3/20/2021 5:39:00 PM
Thank you Tania, I enjoyed taking part in your contest and I’m delighted with the placement ~ Belle
Date: 3/20/2021 3:04:00 PM
ha. that last part was a hoot. Way to go with your win! Congrats to you
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Date: 3/20/2021 5:36:00 PM
Thank you Andrea, very grateful ~ Belle
Date: 3/19/2021 8:35:00 PM
Hi Belle, I’m just coming back to say congratulations on your win:-) Alexis
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Date: 3/20/2021 5:34:00 PM
Thank you for that Alexis, and for the add on... Belle :-)
Date: 3/19/2021 4:19:00 PM
ha ha ha so funny Belle the ending had me laughing out loud:-) hugs Jan xx
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Date: 3/20/2021 5:09:00 PM
Thank you Jan, glad this Lim gave you a laugh :-) hugs Belle xx
Date: 3/9/2021 6:07:00 PM
So cute and clever. Those sons schooled him. I guess they called it 'Ding Dong School!' (There was such a TV show in the 1950's in America). :) gw
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Date: 3/9/2021 6:29:00 PM
Ha, What a name for a school, boys only perhaps? Belle :-)
Date: 3/3/2021 2:28:00 PM
Hello Belle … possibly the worst punishment for a man to endure, however it fits the crime - thanks for the wincing thought Belle - Lindsay
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Date: 3/20/2021 5:17:00 PM
Hi Lindsay, probably is the worst punishment, perish the thought. Thank you, comments appreciated... Belle
Date: 3/2/2021 2:10:00 PM
Thanks for the laugh Belle. Serves old Dan right. Good luck in the contest. John
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Date: 3/2/2021 2:17:00 PM
Serve him right it did, thank you John ~ Belle
Date: 3/2/2021 2:05:00 PM
Must have been quite hilarious and a deserving punishment.
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Date: 3/2/2021 2:15:00 PM
Must have been, thank you Victor ~~ Belle
Date: 3/2/2021 1:00:00 PM
Lol! Belle, These are hilarious. They made me laugh. Best wishes in the contest. As hung there up on high for all to see, Had a hot sensation; had to go pee, He was in a pickle, Pee started to trickle, The onlookers got sprayed on by his wee, Have a great day:-)Alexis
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Date: 3/2/2021 1:33:00 PM
Glad the Lims gave you a laugh Alexis, your reply is hilarious and I’ll put it as an add on when the contest has been judged. Thank you, have a good day too :-) Belle
Date: 3/2/2021 12:30:00 PM
LOL. Oh my, I wonder how many Desperate Dans there are out there. Nice job, Belle.
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Date: 3/2/2021 12:57:00 PM
Ha, not many it is to be hoped. Thank you L... Belle