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Desperate Dan

Desperate Dan
There’s a man who's known as Desperate Dan
Who's travelled the world in his camper van
He'd love gals and leave ’em
Without giving reason 
Then would drive off with just a "thank you mam."

Unaware, Dan had sired ten strapping sons
Waiting to have their revenge for all wrongs 
When he was spied in town 
They let all his tyres down 
And hung him from a tree by his ding dongs.

2nd March 2021

Two Limericks - Let’s have some Fun! Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
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As hung there up on high for all to see
Had a hot sensation; had to go pee
He was in a pickle
Pee started to trickle,
The onlookers got sprayed on by his wee.

Written by Alexis 

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Paula Goldsmith Date: 3/26/2021 2:19:00 PM Congratulations on your win. "So Cute" Have a blessed day/weekend............. Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/26/2021 2:44:00 PM Thank you Paula, have a blessed weekend yourself ~ Belle

Eve Roper Date: 3/21/2021 8:57:00 PM Great limericks, Belle, congratulations! Hugs Eve Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/22/2021 12:48:00 AM Thank you very much Eve... Belle

Tania Kitchin Date: 3/20/2021 4:55:00 PM Belle, congratulations on your winning placement with your cute and funny limericks! Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/20/2021 5:39:00 PM Thank you Tania, I enjoyed taking part in your contest and I’m delighted with the placement ~ Belle

Andrea Dietrich Date: 3/20/2021 3:04:00 PM ha. that last part was a hoot. Way to go with your win! Congrats to you Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/20/2021 5:36:00 PM Thank you Andrea, very grateful ~ Belle

Alexis Y. Date: 3/19/2021 8:35:00 PM Hi Belle, I’m just coming back to say congratulations on your win:-) Alexis Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/20/2021 5:34:00 PM Thank you for that Alexis, and for the add on... Belle :-)

Jan Allison Date: 3/19/2021 4:19:00 PM ha ha ha so funny Belle the ending had me laughing out loud:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/20/2021 5:09:00 PM Thank you Jan, glad this Lim gave you a laugh :-) hugs Belle xx

Gershon Wolf Date: 3/9/2021 6:07:00 PM So cute and clever. Those sons schooled him. I guess they called it 'Ding Dong School!' (There was such a TV show in the 1950's in America). :) gw Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/9/2021 6:29:00 PM Ha, What a name for a school, boys only perhaps? Belle :-)

Lindsay Laurie Date: 3/3/2021 2:28:00 PM Hello Belle … possibly the worst punishment for a man to endure, however it fits the crime - thanks for the wincing thought Belle - Lindsay Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/20/2021 5:17:00 PM Hi Lindsay, probably is the worst punishment, perish the thought. Thank you, comments appreciated... Belle

J. Summers Date: 3/2/2021 2:10:00 PM Thanks for the laugh Belle. Serves old Dan right. Good luck in the contest. John Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/2/2021 2:17:00 PM Serve him right it did, thank you John ~ Belle

Victor Buhagiar Date: 3/2/2021 2:05:00 PM Must have been quite hilarious and a deserving punishment. Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/2/2021 2:15:00 PM Must have been, thank you Victor ~~ Belle

Alexis Y. Date: 3/2/2021 1:00:00 PM Lol! Belle, These are hilarious. They made me laugh. Best wishes in the contest. As hung there up on high for all to see, Had a hot sensation; had to go pee, He was in a pickle, Pee started to trickle, The onlookers got sprayed on by his wee, Have a great day:-)Alexis Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/2/2021 1:33:00 PM Glad the Lims gave you a laugh Alexis, your reply is hilarious and I’ll put it as an add on when the contest has been judged. Thank you, have a good day too :-) Belle

L Milton Hankins Date: 3/2/2021 12:30:00 PM LOL. Oh my, I wonder how many Desperate Dans there are out there. Nice job, Belle. Login to Reply Beryl Edmonds Date: 3/2/2021 12:57:00 PM Ha, not many it is to be hoped. Thank you L... Belle