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Doggone Poems - Poems about Doggone

Premium Member Doggone
Poor Fido is last in the queue For cocking his leg on the yew He hopes the other dogs Don’t produce poopy logs He’s bursting to pee and then poo!...

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Categories: doggone, anxiety, dog, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Doggone Line
Concert tickets were a fabulous gift, But this bathroom line has me quite miffed. Next time, I won't wait to "go" Until after the show When I go out to see Taylor Swift. ...

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Categories: doggone, dog, humor,
Form: Limerick



The Doggone Homeless Kitten Got Me
i light a candle tonight i make cinnamon roll oatmeal the only company that i have is a homeless kitten i give her some milk we enjoy the quiet of the aging night we both need the calm and the slowdown i pet the homeless kitten it begins to purr like a child in perfect comfort i think about today's world and...

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Categories: doggone, fun, good night, peace,
Form: Free verse
Severely Withdrawn As a Doggone Lad
Severely withdrawn as a doggone lad... I wanted someone to hear me shout for help as recently recalled when yours truly a little barking whelp. After conversing with Amélie Beth (yesterday February 26th, 2021) yes, the same sibling diagnosed with nodule on her right lung chatted with said family member. Her brother (yours truly), could not sleep last night/early this morning what would ewe expect this rambunctious...

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Categories: doggone, age, brother, devotion, feelings,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Doggone
I‘d been staying with pa - my folks got a divorce and pa took me to the local greyhound course Pa’s greyhound was running, he runs very fast He’s called Pterodactyl, pa’s dog never comes last! I stayed in the stalls, it was pouring with rain and our ‘Terry’ was winning again and again I’d an essay to write...

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Categories: doggone, father son, humorous, pets,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Doggone
The old dog spied a cat Fast asleep under a tree He yawned and sighed then slept...

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Categories: doggone, 10th grade,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Doggone
a family gathers on the porch in the rain when an old dog farts John G. Lawless ©10/24/2019...

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Categories: doggone, dog, family,
Form: Senryu
Premium Member Doggone Write
Poodle Doodle...

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Categories: doggone, art, dog,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Toot-Toot, Doggone It
There was this entrée; they called it bean soup My pet tasted some, then let out a whoop -- Doggone it, I exhaled As Fido wagged his tail -- While I removed all his stench from the stoop......

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Categories: doggone, dog, senses, silly,
Form: Limerick
Reflecting On Thy Long Doggone Pooch
Reflecting On Thy Long Doggone Pooch - "Georgie Harris" At present moment thoughts adrift, whereat figurative throne, this chap doth emotionally abdicate no particular reason finds me revisiting nostalgic thoughts, our (Harris...

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Categories: doggone, 3rd grade, absence, animal,
Form: Ode
Premium Member Doggone It, I'm a Pit Bull
Hey! Whoa! Easy there, tiger Umm, hello? Excuse me... Just because you're my master Doesn't mean I have to tolerate this Doggone it, I'm a Pit Bull! A king. A man's best friend Don't you know how vicious I can be? I deserve more respect! Stop choking me with the damn leash Don't you see how mad I look? Do you even care? Walk a...

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Categories: doggone, animal, dog, humor,
Form: Personification
Premium Member Doggone - Oh My
My Fido was booked into the vets To remove his ‘love making’ assets He was due for an op Where his ‘bits’ got the chop No puppies; I’d have no regrets We arrived near the vet’s surgery Fido yelped that he needed to wee He heard another dog bark Then scampered off to the park And escaped so far away from me To cut a...

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Categories: doggone, dog, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Doggone Cat
Doggone Cat Domestication’s dormancy- be damned I’d choose to go outside – not in this sand I will pass on love and hugs for I am certain destiny demands I climb the curtain He lies there floppy eared – slow shaking head wondering how I live the life I’ve led I walk the wire fence - to his dismay snicker at...

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Categories: doggone, cat, dog, humorous,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Doggone
no muddy paw prints show on the kitchen floor now… your leash hangs unused FICTION WRITE 08-26-17...

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Categories: doggone, death, dog,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Doggone
Sue purchased an old dog named Buster It took all the cash she could muster Buster dropped dead that week So in a fit of pique Sue rang up the seller and cussed her! fiction write 01~20~17...

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Categories: doggone, dog, sad,
Form: Limerick

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