Husband Dog Poems

They saw me in the pet store window
They looked friendly enough
I wiggled and waggled and showed them my stuff
Let’s get that puppy! The man said

I...

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At first Constance was only was hiding one small pup
Fed him tiny bits of meat, gave him a teensy cup.
On Tuesday she found a second...

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WTFWT you made, said the husband to his wife 
I've never tasted something that foul, 
I swear, in all my life
 
WTFWT you ate, said...

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When Daddy brought Serena a wolf pup
He did not realize what would happen
When the pup grew up and became her guardian

Serena did not have to...

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One night about a year ago, we heard whimpering at our door.
One of us had to get up and go, didn’t reckon for what was...

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If you have a weak stomach skip this one
Last chance.
Squeamish around gooey smelly stuff?
Second last chance.
Pass on by honey, and quickly.

My dog threw up today.
not...

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Dog

I once had a fluffy white dog take my hand
He was born a Maltese and was very well cared for
He was my every world, my...

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Alarm goes off, my sleep it breaks
The dogs are awake
The house is cold
My bones creek as I am old

Another morning up to early
My eyes are...

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Alarm goes off, my sleep it breaks
The house is cold
The dogs are awake
My bones creek as I am old

Another morning up to early
Darkness still upon...

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I look at the dog who has lost control
She won’t wear doggie diapers to save her soul
I said to my husband we have to put...

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I have a mouse in my house my friend Carlyle said.
She added, “I see it so often I have pictures of it; it is well...

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I am angry.
I am angry at him,
I am angry at me,
I am angry at everything I let this be.

I am exhausted.
I am exhausted at me,
I...

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Dogs are howling at the front door
There is nothing out there.
Not a man, not a woman, not a child, not a bird.
My husband opens the...

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We have fed, wooed, wined and dined a stray dog for two days.
My husband Joe, who is a sucker for dogs, named him Brownie.
This stray,...

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Because Buddy is an exceptionally large dog
Weighing ninety-two pounds, measuring five feet
Not counting his tail, even though he is only two and a baby
Some delivery...

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