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Ask Before You Eat

WTFWT you made, said the husband to his wife I've never tasted something that foul, I swear, in all my life WTFWT you ate, said the wife back at her man Because that plate I made, was not for you, it was the dogs food, from a can WTFWT for, he asked his dog, when the dog bit him on his butt The dog replied, "Why TF did you eat my food, are you some kind of nut"

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Date: 12/1/2023 8:55:00 AM
This made me laugh Charlie. So funny! Still giggling now! Very clever my friend. Love the title too. So good. Good luck in the contest! Hugs and smiles :):)
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Date: 12/1/2023 5:53:00 AM
Charlie, fun poem, best of luck in the contest
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Date: 11/30/2023 4:31:00 PM
cute and hilarious, Charles. Best wishes for the contest...enjoy your evening, Sara
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Date: 11/30/2023 9:57:00 AM
This is brilliant lol cute story, some Dont think before talking or dont ask before eating. Ah haha love it. I dont think i can write funny but you and john do it so well. Best wishes for the contest
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/30/2023 12:14:00 PM
LOL, I am sure you can write funny, Ink. Thanks for the best wishes and your visit :)
Date: 11/30/2023 7:03:00 AM
haha.. I knew you would do well in this contest..
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Charles Messina
Date: 11/30/2023 12:16:00 PM
Thank you, S.O. Hopefully John likes it too! :)

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