Girlfriend Dog Poems

People are dying everyday 
There is a war on ukraine 
A genocide in the middle east 
A grandma died her dog died too 
No one...

Read More

Dave's nuts 'bout his girlfriend, Sandra McSpark
She doesn't bite much, but Man! - Can she bark!
   She's got the sexiest growls
  ...

Read More

Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

Read More

With bated breath I’m on an exciting ride,
my head is out of the car’s open window.
As white sedan passes the greenery on roadside,
leave behind the...

Read More

The truth is stranger than fiction.
As they say,
you can’t make this stuff up.
It was the middle of summer,
And I was looking for a way to...

Read More

I want to write to you,                                       ...

Read More

she pips in fear for lateness like her peers,

hauteur cloaked with reticence,

her-boo-boo-vague, though walled around and palpable

official Narcissist disguised in rude affronts

Bravado of naughtiness in...

Read More

Ate a cookie, warm and sweet, with oatmeal and chocolate.
Yum. Yum.
The dog was on my lap in seconds, begging me for some.
 
No way, girlfriend.
It...

Read More

She can hear a candy wrapper being opened a mile away.
She races home, and tears through her dog door,
Stares at us accusingly, gets on our...

Read More

Life Of A Canine Named "Pooch”...
Equally Worthy As Mine

No explanation why,
the following unpleasant memory
     shocked this systemofadown human vie
bur rent lee,...

Read More

Listen up and be aware
when you have yourself a dog
A pooch don't care if you dare
to just sit there like a log

When you two go...

Read More

Watery eyes pour puppy chow into a bright and shiny new dish.
Tears alone most surely cannot amount to that of wonderful filtered water—this doesn't change...

Read More

Ah, another summer will end very soon,
don"t expect to see a straying balloon!

Days will be rainy and windy evenings long;   
frogs won't be...

Read More

>I have been married now for forty-nine years, it will be fifty next year In 2017.  I have no regrets.  But there was...

Read More

There once was a farmer called Seamus,
who had an incompetant anus.
When out on a date with girlfriend Kate,
he blamed his dog when he farted,
to prevent...

Read More