You Don'T Need a Girlfriend

Listen up and be aware
when you have yourself a dog
A pooch don't care if you dare
to just sit there like a log

When you two go out you'll see
There's no dinner or dancing
They just want to take a pee
Not some high priced romancing

A few kibbles here and there
They'll be your friend for life
If you're broke they don't care
They don't want to be a wife

They don't care about clothes
When to them you are so kind
But as far as romance goes......
Oh, okay, well never mind
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Tripp Avatar
February 20, 2018 at 5:49 PM
Lol...Pat...this is so cute!
Hoffman Avatar
February 18, 2018 at 10:49 PM
I think maybe in today's high divorce rate society quite a bit of people probably feel this way…dogs and cats give you unconditional love! Good one Pat!~Che :)
Gauthier Avatar
February 18, 2018 at 8:49 PM
A few kibbles and life is great. Great humour as always, Pat.
De Beaulieu Avatar
February 18, 2018 at 8:44 PM
Hello Pat I do not have a dog, I'd rather have a cat. I do not have that either. So I hope one day for a boyfriend. Have a nice evening my friend.
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