Funny Dodoitsu Poems

Backseat bingo- such a blast!
Passion pit- made in the shade.
Fat City- cranked and crazy!
With dolly- cloud nine!

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loving eyes I can't resist
shines like gold I always miss
eyes so red i kiss you hide
sore eyes I deride...

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witticisms in moonlight 
love’s mattress rumbling with laughs
this couple’s bellies hurting
we go overboard...

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athletic type at the front
wings of a splash, quite a slap
it’s a bother to breathe, but
he might catch a fish...

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Funny how love always stings
Hurts when it begins and ends
In between it feels so good
Cupid has stinger

written September 21, 2021...

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dollar for each pound you weigh,
many angered up at this
largest woman there, most kind
she was worth her weight...

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Santa Claus came into town,
Riding ruby red techno-
digital sleigh complete with
iPad, iPhone too.

His reindeer flying beside
Him for effect, they refused 
to retire and kids do...

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Dragon’s tail is dragg’in still;
He’s been prescribed many pills.
Tangled with Opossum brood;
his tail’s been re-glued.
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Ghostly graves haunting the youth

As they fear life more than  death

Too afraid to dig their own

Hole, where they shall lie...

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There'll be no Valentine treats
Fancy chocolate to see
No roses in a clear vase
Just a meal on wheels 


Written: January 17, 2017
Entered into Francine's contest
7,7,7,5 syllables.....

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~From Within~
(Dodoitsu)


Buddhist approaches hot dog
vendor. "Just make me one with
everything". He gives vendor
$20 and he just waits.

Finally, he says to the
vendor. "And where is my...

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one wearing his homophone                     ...

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Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
Typical Monday!...

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"Are you a boy or a girl"?

Angry Dad asked son five times

Dunked in water,  his answer:

Son: (gasping)  "Mermaid!"


All rights reserved ~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15


The Dodoitsu...

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He said he was a "woman",

Just trapped in a wrong body.

When time came he had to pee-

Used the room.... for "Men".
 
All rights reserved~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15


The...

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