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Funny Dodoitsu Poems

These Funny Dodoitsu poems are examples of Dodoitsu poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Dodoitsu Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Jacketed - dodo

Backseat bingo- such a blast!
Passion pit- made in the shade.
Fat City- cranked and crazy!
With dolly- cloud nine!

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Categories: funny, romance, word play,



Premium Member Fall Time
What a fun time of the year
picking apples for baked pies
playing in the falling leaves
winter is coming....

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Categories: autumn, food, fun, time,

Loving Eyes
loving eyes I can't resist
shines like gold I always miss
eyes so red i kiss you hide
sore eyes I deride...

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Categories: feelings, funny, love,

Premium Member Witticisms In Moonlight
witticisms in moonlight 
love’s mattress rumbling with laughs
this couple’s bellies hurting
we go overboard...

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Categories: funny love,

Premium Member Shooting Rapids With My Brother
athletic type at the front
wings of a splash, quite a slap
it’s a bother to breathe, but
he might catch a fish...

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Categories: funny,



Premium Member Stinger
Funny how love always stings
Hurts when it begins and ends
In between it feels so good
Cupid has stinger

written September 21, 2021...

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Categories: angst, humorous, love,

Premium Member Women For Sale a Dollar a Pound
dollar for each pound you weigh,
many angered up at this
largest woman there, most kind
she was worth her weight...

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Categories: 10th grade, 11th grade,

Premium Member Santas Upgrade
Santa Claus came into town,
Riding ruby red techno-
digital sleigh complete with
iPad, iPhone too.

His reindeer flying beside
Him for effect, they refused 
to retire and kids do...

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Categories: character, christmas, flying, fun,

Premium Member Tails a Draggin
Dragon’s tail is dragg’in still;
He’s been prescribed many pills.
Tangled with Opossum brood;
his tail’s been re-glued.
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Categories: animal, cute, fun, funny,

Premium Member Tombstone Destiny
Ghostly graves haunting the youth

As they fear life more than  death

Too afraid to dig their own

Hole, where they shall lie...

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© White Wolf  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allegory, analogy, funny, life,

Premium Member Drive-In
There'll be no Valentine treats
Fancy chocolate to see
No roses in a clear vase
Just a meal on wheels 


Written: January 17, 2017
Entered into Francine's contest
7,7,7,5 syllables.....

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Categories: funny,

Premium Member From Within - the Dodoitsu Style
~From Within~
(Dodoitsu)


Buddhist approaches hot dog
vendor. "Just make me one with
everything". He gives vendor
$20 and he just waits.

Finally, he says to the
vendor. "And where is my...

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Categories: dodoitsu, change, food, funny, humorous,

Two Puns
one wearing his homophone                     ...

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© John Beam  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allusion, funny, humanity, humorous,

Monday Monday
Piece of gum attacked my shoe.
My fingers could not release.
Now, my hair is entangled.
Typical Monday!...

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Categories: funny, humorous, slam, truth,

Secret Identity
"Are you a boy or a girl"?

Angry Dad asked son five times

Dunked in water,  his answer:

Son: (gasping)  "Mermaid!"


All rights reserved ~~Cynthia Buhain-Baello~~05.28.15


The Dodoitsu...

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Categories: funny, hilarious, humorous,