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God squad bores or the laws of Sod


Always thought God's an odd bod

Untruths like hoofs stuck in a clod

Over us aloof just run roughshod


So don't give love above the nod

No proof where Angels ever trod

More encores from the laws of sod


Each church on a perch made a wad

Will besmirch then constantly prod

Tribal bible merch from God squad

Us all in the lurch bait on their rod


We're all just peas in the same pod

No merry on sherry on vicar's quad

Fickle like feather tickle of Ken Dodd

As through the strife of life we plod


Always been more rocker than mod

But still we are all carriers of the hod

As yes ultimately we're all on our tod

Because yes confess there is no God

Premium Member M-'N-M, Back In the News Again

It was bound to happen some day
    Life somehow always turns out this way
  If you haven't already heard the bitter news
    Minnie 'n Mickey have checked into 'Last Breath Views'

  They call the place a convalescent center
    but you know it's for to die that mice enter
  I'd like not to paint a picture so bleak
    yet the Mouseketeers are circling the wagons this week

  Annette Funicello, Dianne, and even Jimmy Dodd
    seen 'em all actin' mighty k'vir and quite odd
  So, if you'd like to wish M-'n-M a final goodbye
    hustle on down to the 'Views' for one last cry

Premium Member A Margarita Tonight

I am looking forward to a margarita tonight said my friend Ms. Jett.
She gave me a cagey wink, and I smiled, not having a reply yet.
What kind of a day could it have been? What kind of an ominous start?
It was 9:20 a.m. and she had not had her class yet; they were in art.

I wondered about her enthusiasm, thought it was a bit odd.
“Invite me too!” whispered another teacher, named Miss Dodd.
I lied and said we had no more room at our friendship table.
Miss Dodd is almost always angry, and this is no fable.


Premium Member They Did Not Need Us Anyway

No one liked The Old Crone Nose she was simply so odd
Warned to stay away from her by our prissy mothers
Befriended by another woman Crazy Old Dodd
Now neither of them needed any of us others

Premium Member Touch Screen

Touch that screen
Touch that scream
Can you hear
Can't you hear
The women scream

It's the hand on the pussy
Of a beauty queen

So quiet
Does she purr
Beautiful machine
It's not a purr
Not a purr

It's a scream

I do here
I do hear
I am listening
I am

Dodd-Frankly my dear
He don't give a damn

Book Bird

This book contains the solving of the paradox.
It was found with keys and locks in a stone chamber.
The lid took an age to remove.
The text is very fine, high. Not human written.
Its language alien, translated into that of early Earth,
first civilization speech.
Its scribe, perhaps humorously,
describes itself as a bird.
Its plan to fly away once its task is done.
Scholars would admire it for its poetry only.
Attempt to locate its author in some pre-Biblical time,
somewhere in what became Sumeria.
Its first words I quote:
Book bird wrote. Begin.
From land crane cry, from oceans whale song,
wind and silence else.
Creation seems simple till the mind attends to itself,
considers the rope riddle, craves its untanglement.
My word path the paradox will present and solve.
In a hut on stilts, above marsh reed and water, I write.
It goes on so, for many pages.
The book is silence made solid.
It disturbs, excites, like thunder,
more searing to the soul than inferno's gate,
holds the fear of shoreless ocean,
when open, no secrets then.

Source: Philip Dodd, Myth Poems / Art on Myths & Fairy Tales FB.


A Catholic Mass For the Collection of Rubbish

the council had sub-contracted, to Beresford & Dodd,  
the collection of rubbish in the street, and the workforce 
had reacted, (badly);
now a week without an empty bin and it's smelly,
fly-blown breathing;

we knew the boss was Catholic, so us neighbours wrote 
a "letter-prayer" and we called the TV in;  they filmed
our pious throng, as we worked through our heavenly song;

" Beresford and Dodd, who take away the bins of the world
hear us!"

"Beresford and Dodd, who take away the bins of the world,
hear our prayer"

"Beresford and Dodd, who aren't taking any bins at all,
talk to the dam union!

"It is right and fitting!"

                           ***************

 so was it the prayer, or was it God, or TV gave the nod, to
Beresford and Dodd ?

well, we're really not that sure, but now the air is good!
thanks to the union, Beresford and Dodd.

Premium Member I Can'T Sleep Arghhhhhhhhhhh

I just can’t get to sleep
Am so tired that I could weep
Can’t get this poetry out of my head
I have to get up when I’d rather be in bed

The words go round and round and sleep evades me
I have to get up, write my poem, have a cup of tea
Then I stumble back into bed
Leaving my poems to be read

I am beginning to seriously wonder
If this poem writing lark is a massive blunder
Should be in bed in my ‘difannyous’ nightie*
If you saw me in it you’d think I was flighty

Instead I’m sitting on my sofa
Looking like a bog eyed gopher
Pen in hand and scribbling away
I see night turn into another day

* this phrase comes from the British Comedian Ken Dodd
the actual word being diaphanous
Will not go into what I really wear LOL J

Jan Allison
28th March 2014

Premium Member 911

"911, what is the emergency?"

"Police here. An accident at The Hill.  Jack was hurt.  Send the EMS immediately."

"EMS. May I help you?"

"911 here. There was an accident at The Hill.  A man injured."

"EMS here. How bad was he hurt?

"911 here.  I'll check with the police."

"911 here. Police,  how bad was he hurt?"

"Police here. All I could get out of Jill  was he fell down and broke his crown.  I 
didn't know we had Kings in this country."

"911.  EMS here at the scene of the accident.  There is no one here.  Did the man 
that called in give any more details?"

"911, here.  No I'll check with the police, EMS."

"911 here.  The police report they had a call reporting Dame Dodd was seen 
practicing medicine without a license.  They arrested her.  Seems she was 
applying vinegar and brown paper to the head of someone that fell down and 
broke his crown.  Sorry I couldn't be of any more help, EMS.   911 out."

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