Diy Poems - Poems about Diy

DIY Survival

DIY Survival

Listen to this rhyme I say,
and be prepared every day.
In the forest you may go,
weather shine or weather snow.

If your lost within the trees,
don’t run around like a sleaze.
Don’t tromp about and shake your head,
for if you do you will be dead.

Stop and sit you whipperbate,
start a fire and then just wait.
Make it smokey

Categories: diy, adventure, anxiety, life, lost,
Form: Didactic

Cosmic Winks and DIY Inks

In the workshop of my waking hours,
I am the maker of my own day,
Crafting moments with a DIY attitude,
Twisting fate's threads with hands unbound.

At 6 AM, I pick up my tools,
Coffee grounds and ambition,
Mixing the elixir of caffeinated dreams,
Stirring in the alchemy of determination.

The clock ticks, a relentless metronome,
11:11 winks, an angelic muse,
As if the

Categories: diy, appreciation, art, wisdom, word
Form: Free verse

Diy Diplomacy

Threats of force seemed a sterling idea
Especially in light of Crimea
But you’re gonna get trolled
And the tanks gonna roll
When diplomacy comes from IKEA

Categories: diy, war,
Form: Limerick

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry

Another Fine Mess

The colors were all tangled and wrapped with black tape.
They were bent and shoved in an unforgiving shape.

What was I to think or how to know which to cut?
The raw surface was rough like a dry roasted nut.

Oh where is Papa when I seek advice and wits?
Didn’t he teach to do for myself and not

Categories: diy, blue, funny, green, humor,
Form: Couplet

Diy Have You Any Tools I Need 2 Fix

Someone reached out
and asked me

Have you any tool's ?

A question to which i replied 

Are you trying to be funny
or facetious

Why apart from me the greatest
tool of them all

So much so it's become my nickname

As i am both a spanner and a nut
and the box 

People dig out to use when
in need of release and

Categories: diy, slam,
Form: Free verse

Diy Surgery

rotten molars unnerved her moribund hunger for living on

she extracted the pain with blunt scalpels pliers and hammer

damaged her smile as well but with the cornerstones removed

in the aftermath of destruction nothing was left but a stammer


loops of denial and self-incrimination established more pain

she tore her heart out under the shelter of drugs and booze

abuse

Categories: diy, addiction,
Form: Quatrain

Diy Factory

My factory makes factories;
I make them all day by the score:
a flat pack kit, instructions clear -
you leap in through the floating door
and build that factory from in-
side out. And  tell the world that your
new factory makes factories.
They're selling fast - there's more and more...
Reviews are good; I've got five stars 
(if someone slates me, please

Categories: diy, business,
Form: Rhyme

Diy For a Carousel of Dreams

Covid 19 leaves restless kiddies with parents’ imagination at home

So why not create fantasy in the lounge for a resilient pleasure dome

Grannies’ chest of drawers comes alive as a goal with lace for a net

No offside rule here as she watches from above and hedges a bet

Please clear all those trinkets and porcelain figures from

Categories: diy, endurance,
Form: Rhyme

- Because I'M Worth It -

My image was dull drab and dreary 
(It hadn’t be changed for a while)
I thought that my hair had potential
... It was time I updated my style
But the last time that I’d had a haircut 
I hadn’t been pleased with my “do”
I’d lost half my hair – though I’m certain I'd said 
“Not too much

Categories: diy, beauty, color, hair, humor,
Form: Narrative

Diy Wood Working

my thoughts
we're hardly
to bed her
but better
to say to
create a
smile

but then not
knowing of
that singular
trap of trying
to truly yes
seduce
her

that it was she
that took me
not swindled
but whittled
my erect
branch
to a

toothpick

Categories: diy, muse,
Form: I do not know?

Diy Peace

a head
   so heavy
   to just

   put it down

   and rest


   ***

Categories: diy, appreciation, mental illness, suicide,
Form: Free verse

Ultimate Diy Tool

Our latest product is the Viv mark one,
please stop and take a gander,
coated with skin of medium grit
and an ass like an orbital sander.
Adjustable nozzle to help you reach
in all those hard to get places,
plus two large air vents for cold air intake
on a range of adjustable faces.
Exhaust pipe set down around the back
starts first

Categories: diy, humor,
Form: Rhyme