Diy Poems - Poems about Diy

DIY Survival Listen to this rhyme I say, and be prepared every day. In the forest you may go, weather shine or weather snow. If your lost within the trees, don’t run around like a sleaze. Don’t tromp about and shake your head, for if you do you will be dead. Stop and sit you whipperbate, start a fire and then just wait. Make it smokey...

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In the workshop of my waking hours, I am the maker of my own day, Crafting moments with a DIY attitude, Twisting fate's threads with hands unbound. At 6 AM, I pick up my tools, Coffee grounds and ambition, Mixing the elixir of caffeinated dreams, Stirring in the alchemy of determination. The clock ticks, a relentless metronome, 11:11 winks, an angelic muse, As if the...

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Threats of force seemed a sterling idea Especially in light of Crimea But you’re gonna get trolled And the tanks gonna roll When diplomacy comes from IKEA...

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The colors were all tangled and wrapped with black tape. They were bent and shoved in an unforgiving shape. What was I to think or how to know which to cut? The raw surface was rough like a dry roasted nut. Oh where is Papa when I seek advice and wits? Didn’t he teach to do for myself and not...

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Someone reached out and asked me Have you any tool's ? A question to which i replied Are you trying to be funny or facetious Why apart from me the greatest tool of them all So much so it's become my nickname As i am both a spanner and a nut and the box People dig out to use when in need of release and...

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rotten molars unnerved her moribund hunger for living on she extracted the pain with blunt scalpels pliers and hammer damaged her smile as well but with the cornerstones removed in the aftermath of destruction nothing was left but a stammer loops of denial and self-incrimination established more pain she tore her heart out under the shelter of drugs and booze abuse...

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My factory makes factories; I make them all day by the score: a flat pack kit, instructions clear - you leap in through the floating door and build that factory from in- side out. And  tell the world that your new factory makes factories. They're selling fast - there's more and more... Reviews are good; I've got five stars  (if someone slates me, please...

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Covid 19 leaves restless kiddies with parents’ imagination at home So why not create fantasy in the lounge for a resilient pleasure dome Grannies’ chest of drawers comes alive as a goal with lace for a net No offside rule here as she watches from above and hedges a bet Please clear all those trinkets and porcelain figures from...

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My image was dull drab and dreary (It hadn’t be changed for a while) I thought that my hair had potential ... It was time I updated my style But the last time that I’d had a haircut I hadn’t been pleased with my “do” I’d lost half my hair – though I’m certain I'd said “Not too much...

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my thoughts we're hardly to bed her but better to say to create a smile but then not knowing of that singular trap of trying to truly yes seduce her that it was she that took me not swindled but whittled my erect branch to a toothpick...

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a head so heavy to just put it down and rest ***...

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Our latest product is the Viv mark one, please stop and take a gander, coated with skin of medium grit and an ass like an orbital sander. Adjustable nozzle to help you reach in all those hard to get places, plus two large air vents for cold air intake on a range of adjustable faces. Exhaust pipe set down around the back starts first...

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