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Ultimate Diy Tool Premiere Contest Winner

Our latest product is the Viv mark one, please stop and take a gander, coated with skin of medium grit and an ass like an orbital sander. Adjustable nozzle to help you reach in all those hard to get places, plus two large air vents for cold air intake on a range of adjustable faces. Exhaust pipe set down around the back starts first time on the coldest mornings, but use of improper fuels may lead to blowbacks without warning. Will decorate, and dig, and clean all your household stubborn grime and is guaranteed to get all jobs done in probably six months time. For contest 'Make me laugh', sponsor Robert Haigh 24th February 2018

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Date: 3/16/2018 11:16:00 PM
So glad to meet you via well deserved win. Will read more of your works. bbn
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Date: 3/6/2018 8:16:00 AM
Nothing like a smile and a chuckle in the morning, thanks Viv.
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Date: 3/3/2018 9:19:00 AM
Wow, how did I miss THIS one. A very well deserved trophy win, Viv. Congratulations.
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Date: 3/2/2018 1:00:00 PM
This one really made me smile !! Thanks for giving me a fun poem to read this morning! (Loved the line about the orbital sander ....lol !!!!! hilarious !!! You are so talented !! And deserved this win !!
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Date: 3/1/2018 7:37:00 AM
- Congratulations, Viv ... you are the "soup" funniest man :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2018 10:13:00 PM
Thanks, Anne-Lise, not sure about the funniest, but I do try. Viv x
Date: 2/28/2018 11:22:00 PM
BIG CONGRATS VIV to win top.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2018 10:14:00 PM
Thanks, Anisha, a nice surprise x
Date: 2/28/2018 9:33:00 PM
Not much can make me laugh, Viv, especially a poem-- but this one cracked me up!!! Congrats!
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2018 10:14:00 PM
Thanks, L.J, you caught me in a moment of lunacy. Regards, Viv
Date: 2/28/2018 5:48:00 PM
Viv, back with congratulations on your win.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2018 10:15:00 PM
Thanks, Eve, a pleasant surprise. Viv x
Date: 2/28/2018 4:14:00 PM
Hey! Back with ultimate congrats for a most deserved win, Viv.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2018 10:15:00 PM
Thanks, Line, all good fun. We need a lugh every now and then x
Date: 2/28/2018 4:08:00 PM
I was not surprised to see your entry on top Viv. You have a gift with humor! Congratulations my friend on your First Place Trophy win! Well deserved! : )
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2018 10:15:00 PM
Thanks, Connie, hope you're ticketty-boo x
Date: 2/28/2018 3:36:00 PM
WoW! Viv, This was absolutely funny and a clear winner. Congratulations on your top win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2018 10:16:00 PM
Thanks Alexis, long time no see! Hope you're OK
Date: 2/28/2018 3:33:00 PM
This really made ME laugh, Viv! So funny and so cleverly written! Congrats on your Trophy win! Sandra :)
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Viv Wigley
Date: 3/1/2018 10:17:00 PM
Thanks Sandra, glad you enjoyed it x
Date: 2/25/2018 7:28:00 PM
OMG Viv! You're a tonic. Blowbacks must be a bit of bother alright.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/25/2018 9:56:00 PM
Haha. I should think so,too, Jean, you'd be out of a job. I got thrown out of the opticians today for dropping my pants. I misunderstood what retinal photography meant x
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Jean Murray
Date: 2/25/2018 7:30:00 PM
Did you hear Ireland is to get it's first abortion clinic? The waiting list is nine months.
Date: 2/24/2018 5:25:00 PM
Hope you win with this home run.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/24/2018 8:01:00 PM
Thanks Alfred, glad you like it. Regards, Viv
Date: 2/24/2018 3:09:00 PM
Wonderful, Viv.. luck in the contest.. Hugs Eve
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/24/2018 8:03:00 PM
Thanks Eve, hope you're well x
Date: 2/24/2018 2:50:00 PM
Viv, this is a good one for the contest, sure did make me smile ~
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/24/2018 8:03:00 PM
Thanks Constance, glad to oblige x
Date: 2/24/2018 11:51:00 AM
I'll order the deluxe model - the one that gets jobs done faster than 6 months!! Great entry in the contest. LOL funny, Viv.
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Viv Wigley
Date: 2/24/2018 1:22:00 PM
Thanks,Line, I may need an upgrade then, if parts are available. Regards, Viv

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