Premiere Contest WinnerUltimate Diy Tool

Our latest product is the Viv mark one,
please stop and take a gander,
coated with skin of medium grit
and an ass like an orbital sander.
Adjustable nozzle to help you reach
in all those hard to get places,
plus two large air vents for cold air intake
on a range of adjustable faces.
Exhaust pipe set down around the back
starts first time on the coldest mornings,
but use of improper fuels may lead
to blowbacks without warning.
Will decorate, and dig, and clean
all your household stubborn grime
and is guaranteed to get all jobs done
in probably six months time.

For contest 'Make me laugh', sponsor Robert Haigh
24th February 2018
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Barry-Nishanian Avatar
March 16, 2018 at 11:16 PM
So glad to meet you via well deserved win. Will read more of your works. bbn
Inman Avatar
March 6, 2018 at 8:16 AM
Nothing like a smile and a chuckle in the morning, thanks Viv.
Dietrich Avatar
March 3, 2018 at 9:19 AM
Wow, how did I miss THIS one. A very well deserved trophy win, Viv. Congratulations.
Richards Avatar
March 2, 2018 at 1:00 PM
This one really made me smile !! Thanks for giving me a fun poem to read this morning! (Loved the line about the orbital sander ....lol !!!!! hilarious !!! You are so talented !! And deserved this win !!
Andresen Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 7:37 AM
- Congratulations, Viv ... you are the "soup" funniest man :) - hugs // Anne-Lise :)
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 10:13 PM
Thanks, Anne-Lise, not sure about the funniest, but I do try. Viv x
Dutta Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 11:22 PM
BIG CONGRATS VIV to win top.
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 10:14 PM
Thanks, Anisha, a nice surprise x
Carber Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 9:33 PM
Not much can make me laugh, Viv, especially a poem-- but this one cracked me up!!! Congrats!
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 10:14 PM
Thanks, L.J, you caught me in a moment of lunacy. Regards, Viv
Roper Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 5:48 PM
Viv, back with congratulations on your win.
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 10:15 PM
Thanks, Eve, a pleasant surprise. Viv x
Gauthier Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 4:14 PM
Hey! Back with ultimate congrats for a most deserved win, Viv.
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 10:15 PM
Thanks, Line, all good fun. We need a lugh every now and then x
Marcum Wong Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 4:08 PM
I was not surprised to see your entry on top Viv. You have a gift with humor! Congratulations my friend on your First Place Trophy win! Well deserved! : )
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 10:15 PM
Thanks, Connie, hope you're ticketty-boo x
Y. Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 3:36 PM
WoW! Viv, This was absolutely funny and a clear winner. Congratulations on your top win. It was well deserved:-) Alexis
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 10:16 PM
Thanks Alexis, long time no see! Hope you're OK
Haight Avatar
February 28, 2018 at 3:33 PM
This really made ME laugh, Viv! So funny and so cleverly written! Congrats on your Trophy win! Sandra :)
Wigley Avatar
March 1, 2018 at 10:17 PM
Thanks Sandra, glad you enjoyed it x
Murray Avatar
February 25, 2018 at 7:28 PM
OMG Viv! You're a tonic. Blowbacks must be a bit of bother alright.
Wigley Avatar
February 25, 2018 at 9:56 PM
Haha. I should think so,too, Jean, you'd be out of a job. I got thrown out of the opticians today for dropping my pants. I misunderstood what retinal photography meant x
Murray Avatar
February 25, 2018 at 7:30 PM
Did you hear Ireland is to get it's first abortion clinic? The waiting list is nine months.
Berggren Avatar
February 24, 2018 at 5:25 PM
Hope you win with this home run.
Wigley Avatar
February 24, 2018 at 8:01 PM
Thanks Alfred, glad you like it. Regards, Viv
Roper Avatar
February 24, 2018 at 3:09 PM
Wonderful, Viv.. luck in the contest.. Hugs Eve
Wigley Avatar
February 24, 2018 at 8:03 PM
Thanks Eve, hope you're well x
La France Avatar
February 24, 2018 at 2:50 PM
Viv, this is a good one for the contest, sure did make me smile ~
Wigley Avatar
February 24, 2018 at 8:03 PM
Thanks Constance, glad to oblige x
Gauthier Avatar
February 24, 2018 at 11:51 AM
I'll order the deluxe model - the one that gets jobs done faster than 6 months!! Great entry in the contest. LOL funny, Viv.
Wigley Avatar
February 24, 2018 at 1:22 PM
Thanks,Line, I may need an upgrade then, if parts are available. Regards, Viv
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